What's New?
This site is updated at least once a month.  There is always at least one blog update, but we try to add new pages as well.  Check this spot to see what changes you have missed.
11/12/07 New Blog of Hate entry (I Hate You).  Try not to take it personally you turd.  Joe Garvin wouldn't.  Maybe that is why he is a new member of the League of Assholes.  The Guest Book proved to be a pain and it has been removed.  But I'm thinking of an adding a reader mail section, so send your worthless thoughts to [email protected].

7/13/07 Added the name of another lucky winner in the
vault contest.

6/22/07 Tightened up the
Links section a bit.  It can no longer be accused of encouraging children to sell animals illegally.  Because that would be wrong.

6/20/07 Added a link to the official
Rimville, SC site to the main menu.  It has been in the Links section forever, but was receiving little attention.  The Rimville homepage was a little messed up, so the offending weather add-on was removed.  We have our first winner of the vault contest!  D. Kent has had his name listed as one of the Illuminated.

6/19/07 The Guestbook has been altered so that I can approve messages before they appear.  In my day if you tried to leave solicitations all over a man's property, you were asking to be violently sodomized by his pet llamas.  Or maybe that was a dream I had.  Anyway, a new member has joined the
League of Assholes by finding a grammatical error on the site.  Thank you Tre Johnson, upstanding asshole!

4/22/07 New Blog of Hate entry (
I Hate Navel Lint).

3/10/07 New blog entry (
I Hate the Word Macaroni).  A new member has joined the League of Assholes.  Posted an update on Bistro's Vault.

2/25/07 New blog entry (
I Hate Fried Rice).  Mr. Bistro is now on MySpace.  New Blog of Hate entries will appear there as well.  The FAQ was updated, and rumor has it the Rimville Standard will be updating their news articles soon as well.

1/15/07 New blog entry (
I Hate Love).  The new Can You Unlock Bistro's Vault? contest has begun!

1/5/07 Completed
Rimville section.  While a few edits and additions remain, site is now officially "revamped".

1/4/07 Added new
Contact Us section; finished all of Rimville section save for Rimville Standard portion; began production of Bistro's Vault; added Guestbook (not entirely sure about this feature.  It may end up going the way of the dodo).

1/2/07 New blog entry (
I Hate Adult Phone Lines).

1/1/07 Revised more Bistro material and added new features (
League of Assholes, Rimville Quiz); new blog entry (I Hate New Year Celebrations).

12/29/06 Completed Bistro portion of site; began
Rimville portion.

12/19/06 Began a complete overhaul of the entire site (the first major revision in over six years); added blog and first blog entry (
I Hate Hershey's Chocolate).
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