| The Illustrious |
| League of Assholes |
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| Members |
| Susan Pullman, Rimville, SC - President of Milk Pails Roger Dasouza, Indianapolis, IN - Knight of Turnips, First Class Theodore Lightfoot, Alexandria, VA - Juniper Squire William Cavanagh, Saginaw, MI - Smooth Operator Tre Johnson, Hawthorne, NV - Captain of Lieutenants Joe Garvin, Johnston, RI - Head Smegma Wiper |
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| Do you know where that howler monkey's finger has been? |
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