A) the western wing of the library.
B) a store named Harold's Horny Toads
C) nothing but darkness. It can engulf a man's soul.
D) a breezy park.
2. The breezy park just west of the Second Street Library has
A) nothing but love for you baby.
B) nothing but darkness. It can engulf a man's soul.
C) a government formed by the park bums. They call themselves the Knights of Chastity and often attempt to castrate the local squirrels.
D) polio.
3. Phil and Larry's Barber Shop closed in '87 due to the fact that
A) Larry got the cancer.
B) Phil refused to call Larry "Saphron, Queen of the Evening".
C) Larry tatooed "Ask me about my navel" across his forehead.
D) the shop was swallowed by a dimensional rift.
4. Mr. Bistro's Old-Fashioned, Good-Times Fun Page recently had troubles with
A) the IRS.
B) the IRA.
C) the NRA.
D) The Knights of Chastity.
5. Mayor Derkins acheived state-wide recognition with what program?
A) The Yams for Guns Program.
B) The construction of a public vomitorium.
C) The Kiss a Swede on Tuesdays Program.
D) Nothing. The only thing Mayor Derkins has accomplished in office is the acquisition of syphilis.
6. True or False: Syphilis is something good to have in a mayor.
7. The P.A.B.D.C.L.A. stands for
A) Partially Aroused Bunnies Denouncing Clandestine Lesbian Affairs.
B) Petty and Belligerent Designers of Coin Laundry Automatons.
C) Peter Arnold Bit Debbie Carter Last Autumn.
D) the different types of hepatitis found in Mayor Derkins' body.
8. In 1996 the Rimville City Council voted on a highly controversial topic. It was
A) teaching the birds and the bees in public schools.
B) teaching the birds that they would be better off with other birds.
C) explaining to the bees that they were physically incompatible with birds.
D) paying for the birds and the bees to undergo counseling.
9. Rimville's Golden Beach was recently visited by
A) poor taste.
B) the nefarious Professor Von Patten and his enigmatic baboon Lester.
C) the Colorado chapter of the Arizona Club.
D) both A and C.
10. Wolf attacks are responsible for
A) the deaths of over 2,400 Rimville citizens since 1988.
B) the decline of the American theatre.
C) the decline of the Japanese yen.
D) both A and B.
