Mr. Bistro has spent over a century searching the world to find the Universal Truth. Do you wish to discover it for yourself? Do you dare look into the face of the cosmos? Well now you can! Mr. Bistro has locked away the Universal Truth deep within his vault. Hidden on this very website are five clues which will unlock the vault. Scour this site to discover the five clues (each is hidden in a unique way) and enter them below. If your answer is correct, your name will be listed below as one of the Illuminated, and you will receive an email from Mr. Bistro himself, telling you the whereabouts of the Universal Truth. Good luck hunting!
Contest Update: We have a second winner! Matthew James Miller Whitney, the man with four first names has joined the ranks of the Illuminated. Now he too knows the Universal Truth.
(Real names only please)
The Illuminated
D. Kent, First to be Awarded the Key Matthew James Miller Whitney