Apology
The cast:
- FIRST VOICE OVER
-
John Cleese
- SECOND VOICE OVER
-
Eric Idle
The sketch:
- 1st Voice Over: (and Roller Caption) 'THE BBC WOULD LIKE TO
APOLOGIZE TO EVERYONE IN THE WORLD FOR THE LAST ITEM. IT
WAS DISGUSTING AND BAD AND THOROUGHLY DISOBEDIENT AND
PLEASE DON'T BOTHER TO PHONE UP BECAUSE WE KNOW IT WAS
VERY TASTELESS, BUT THEY DIDN'T REALLY MEAN IT AND THEY
DO ALL COME FROM BROKEN HOMES AND HAVE VERY UNHAPPY
PERSONAL LIVES, ESPECIALLY ERIC. ANYWAY, THEY'RE REALLY
VERY NICE PEOPLE UNDERNEATH AND VERY WARM IN THE
TRADITIONAL SHOW BUSINESS WAY AND PLEASE DON'T WRITE IN
EITHER BECAUSE THE BBC IS GOING THROUGH AN UNHAPPY
PHASE AT THE MOMENT -- WHAT WITH ITS FATHER DYING AND
THE MORTGAGE AND BBC 2 GOING OUT WITH MEN.'
2nd Voice Over: (and Roller Caption): 'THE BBC WOULD LIKE TO
DENY THE LAST APOLOGY. IT IS VERY HAPPY AT HOME AND BBC 2
IS BOUND TO GO THROUGH THIS PHASE, SO FROM ALL OF US
HERE GOOD NIGHT, SLEEP WELL, AND HAVE AN ABSOLUTELY
SUPER DAY TOMORROW, KISS, KISS.'
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Series 3 Scripts