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Monty Python Sounds

Here are some short Monty Python's Flying Circus sound wavs that I have collected in no particular order except that order in which I chose to distribute them. If you have a complaint about the order in which the sounds are shown, please follow the long orderly line to your left.....under no circumstance do we suggest talking as this tends to agitate Norman, the giant hedgehog in charge of customer complaints.



Monty Python's Sound Files
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No No No No you loopy brothel inmate! - WAV

Albatross!! - WAV

Do you get wafers with it? Of course you don't get F**king wafers with it, it's a f**king albatross - WAV

God, you turn me on when you're angry you ancient brute! - WAV

I want to buy some cheese. - WAV

You whining hypocritical toadies!!! - WAV

Well I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you. - WAV

Fine, fine. Well, just a pair of panties then please. - WAV

Good evening ladies and Bruces. - WAV

Hot enough to boil a monkey's bum! - WAV

Discipline? Naked? With a melon!? - WAV

I'm more interesting than a wet pussycat!! - WAV

There's a dead bishop on the landing. - WAV

My hovercraft is full of eels - WAV

Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy? - WAV

Please fondle my bum - WAV

My nipples explode with delight! - WAV

How long is it? That's rather a personal question sir! - WAV

Why don't you want to eat me? I'd rather eat Johnson sir. So would I sir. - WAV

I wish you'd all stop bickering and eat me! - WAV

If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy,would it? - WAV

Say no more! - WAV

Stop that! It's silly! - WAV

Shut your cake-hole, you Nazi! - WAV

I just spent 4 hours burying the cat - WAV

You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you. - WAV

Do you know I still wet my bed? - WAV

Note the huge-breasted typist in the background - WAV

Have you come to arrange a holiday, or would you like a blow-job? - WAV

You bastards!!! You vicious, heartless bastards! - WAV

Accountancy Shanty - MP3

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life - MP3

Brian Song - MP3

I Like Chinese - MP3

All Things Dull and Ugly - MP3

Finland - MP3

The galaxy song - MP3

Eric the Half a Bee - MP3

Holy Grail Theme Music - MP3

Lumberjack Song - MP3

Money Song - MP3

Never be Rude to an Arab - MP3

Penis Song (Not the Noel Coward Song) - MP3

Bruces' Philosophers Song - MP3

Knights of the Round Table - MP3

Sit on My Face - MP3

I'm So Worried - MP3

Every Sperm is Sacred - MP3

Ni - WAV

Mr. Creosote - WAV

King Arthur music - AU

Adam's bridgekeeper answering machine answer - AU

Dramatic chord - AU

Get on with it! - AU

Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing-goodem-zoo-owli-zhiv - AU

Castle Aaaagh music - AU





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