Monty Python's Sound
Files
- WAV - AU - MP3 - MIDI -
Right click on a sound to save
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No No No you loopy brothel inmate! - WAV
Albatross!! - WAV
Do you get wafers with it? Of course you
don't get F**king wafers with it, it's a f**king albatross - WAV
God, you turn me on when you're angry you
ancient brute! - WAV
I want to buy some cheese. - WAV
You whining hypocritical toadies!!!
- WAV
Well I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to
shoot you. - WAV
Fine, fine. Well, just a pair of panties
then please. - WAV
Good evening ladies and Bruces. - WAV
Hot enough to boil a monkey's bum! -
WAV
Discipline? Naked? With a melon!?
- WAV
I'm more interesting than a wet pussycat!!
- WAV
There's a dead bishop on the landing.
- WAV
My hovercraft is full of eels - WAV
Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy
bouncy? - WAV
Please fondle my bum - WAV
My nipples explode with delight! - WAV
How long is it? That's rather a personal
question sir! - WAV
Why don't you want to eat me? I'd rather eat
Johnson sir. So would I sir. - WAV
I wish you'd all stop bickering and eat me!
- WAV
If we took the bones out it wouldn't be
crunchy,would it? - WAV
Say no more! - WAV
Stop that! It's silly! - WAV
Shut your cake-hole, you Nazi! - WAV
I just spent 4 hours burying the cat
- WAV
You're a very silly man and I'm not going
to interview you. - WAV
Do you know I still wet my bed? - WAV
Note the huge-breasted typist in the background
- WAV
Have you come to arrange a holiday, or would
you like a blow-job? - WAV
You bastards!!! You vicious, heartless
bastards! - WAV
Accountancy Shanty - MP3
Always Look on the Bright Side of Life
- MP3
Brian Song - MP3
I Like Chinese - MP3
All Things Dull and Ugly - MP3
Finland - MP3
The galaxy song - MP3
Eric the Half a Bee - MP3
Holy Grail Theme Music - MP3
Lumberjack Song - MP3
Money Song - MP3
Never be Rude to an Arab - MP3
Penis Song (Not the Noel Coward Song)
- MP3
Bruces' Philosophers Song - MP3
Knights of the Round Table - MP3
Sit on My Face - MP3
I'm So Worried - MP3
Every Sperm is Sacred - MP3
Ni - WAV
Mr. Creosote - WAV
King Arthur music - AU
Adam's bridgekeeper answering machine answer
- AU
Dramatic chord - AU
Get on with it! - AU
Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing-goodem-zoo-owli-zhiv
- AU
Castle Aaaagh music - AU
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