(Cut to Richard Baker sitting at the traditional news desk.)
Richard Baker: We've just heard that an explosion in the kitchens of the
House of Lords has resulted in the breakage of seventeen storage
jars. Police ruled out foul play. (pause) Lemon curry?
(Fade out. Fade up on film of seashore, waves breaking on beach.)
SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'INTERLUDE'
(The film goes on for quite a long time. Eventually, the announcer, dressed
in medieval Spanish soldier's costume, walks into shot.)
Announcer: (to camera) Um, I'm sorry about the ... the, er,
pause, only I'm afraid the show is a couple of minutes short this
week. You know, sometimes the shows aren't really quite as er,
long as they ought to be. (pause, he looks round at the sea) Beautiful,
isn't it. (he walks out of shot; long pause; he walks back) Look there's
not really a great deal of point in your, sort of hanging on at your
end, because I'm afraid there aren't any more iokes or anything.
(He walks out of shot. We stay with the film for quite a long time befbre
we finally fade out.)
Series 3 Scripts