(Cut to a country road. After three seconds a motorbike appears in the distance and speeds towards the
camera. We see that a wild-looking nun is riding it.)
1st Voice Over: Yes, it's Attila the Nun.
(Attila the Nun flashes past the camera, There is a loud sound of the bike crashing off camera.)
2nd Voice Over: A simple country girl who took a vow of eternal brutality.
(Attila the Nun on a hospital bed, struggling wildly with two doctors and
a nurse who are trying to hold her down. She looks really fearsome.
Another doctor enters and summons the nurse away.)
Doctor: Nurse!
(The camera tracks away and comes up on another bed in which is
sitting a beautful girl revealing more than a patient normaly would
and endowed with Carol's . . . undoubted attributes. Screens are
placed around her. The doctor and nurse come in through the
screens.)
Doctor: Hello, Miss Norris. How are you?
Miss Norris: Not too bad, thank you, doctor.
Doctor: Yes, well I think I'd better examine you.
(Cut to a line of half a dozen shabby men in filthy macs down to the floor
and caps, who shuffle in through the screens and stand at the foot of the
bed leering.)
Miss Norris: What are they doing here?
Doctor: It's all right, they're students. Um... light please, nurse. (a single
red spotlight jills down on the girl; cut back to the men leering) Oh...
and... er... music, too. (nurse presses a switch beside bed; stripper
music; very loud; cut. to line of men getting very exalted - hands deep in
pockets) Breathe in ,.. out ... in ... out...
(After about five stconds the music reaches a dimax and ends. The men in macs all applaud.)
Series 2 Scripts