(Enter from back of set as per Eamonn Andrews show Mr Ohn lth. He
sits at the desk)
Mr Ith: ... ood ... ing.
Interviewer: Nice to have you on the show.
Mr Ith: ... ice ... o ... e ... ere.
Interviewer: Mr Ith, don't you find it very difficult to make yourself
understood?
Mr Ith: Yes, it is extremely difficult.
Interviewer: Just a minute, you're a fraudl
Mr Ith: Oh no. I can speak the third and fourth sentences perfectly
normally.
Interviewer: Oh I see. So your next sentence will be only the ends of
words again?
Mr Ith: T's... ight.
Interviewer: Well, let's move on to our next guest who speaks only the
beginnings of words, Mr J ... Sm... Mr Sm... good evening.
(Enter Mr Sm.)
Mr Sm: G... e...
Interviewer: Well, have you two met before?
Mr Sm: N...
Mr Ith: ... o
Mr Sm: N...
Mr Ith: ... o
Interviewer: Well, this is really a fascinating occasion because we have in
the studio Mr ... oh ... I ... who speaks only the middles of words. Good evening.
(Enter Scot.)
Scot: .... oo ...... ni...
Interviewer: Um, where do you come from?
Scot: . .. u... i... a...
Interviewer: Dunfermline in Scotland. Well let me introduce you, Mr
Ohn Ith...
Mr Ith: ... ood ... ing.
Scot: ... oo ...... ni...
Interviewer: J... Sm...
Scot: ... oo ...... ni...
Mr Sm: G... Eve...
Interviewer: Yes, well, ha, ha, just a moment. Perhaps you would all like
to say good evening together.
Mr Sm: G...
Scot: . .. oo...
Mr Ith: ... d
Mr Sm: Eve...
Scot: ... ni...
Mr Ith: ... ing.
Series 2 Scripts