Dave Should Die!

Have you ever met someone that makes you belch? If not, here's Davey!

Dave was born on a cold December 5th, back in the ides of 1980, the beginning of the greatest decade for muzak ever (OK, maybe not)! Yippeeee! Skin tight leather and gallons of hair spray!

Dave's early muzakal interests were bands like the Beach Boys, Jerry Lee Lewis, Elvis Presley, and the Surfaris. As time passed and Dave began to turn into a man (he's not quite there yet, but we won't get into that right now), and his muzakal tastes evolved along side his penis (boy, that's a lot of evolving!). Bands ranging from Poison to N.K.O.T.B. were his favourites to lip-sinc butt naked to in front of the mirror to.

Then came Nirvana. Dave was astounded! So, he bought a Jimi Hendrix album, and that made him decide to play guitar.

Dave's muzakal influences are quite an array of muzakal geniuses. His favourite guitarists are Trey Anastasio (Phish), Dimebag Darrell (Pantera), Slash (G & R), Larry LaLonde (Primus), and of cours, Jimi Hendrix.

Dave has had quite an ugly list of stupid bands he has been in, like these:

Flamingo Fetus Apocalypso MmmHmm
Registered Trademark Paroxic Lilt Johnny Tone And The Falsettos

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