Flamingo Fetus began in the throes of the musical crap-o-lution of 1997 in the basement of one Daniel Nedecki. The four members were brought together by one Nathan McKay. Rather than conforming to the conventional style of writing music, the four decided to imrovise everything that they played.
Then, Kevin left and the band folded. Then they got back together. Then, Kevin left and the band folded. Then they got back together. Then, Kevin left and the band folded. Then they got back together. Then, Kevin left and the band folded. Then they got back together. Then, Kevin left and the band folded. Then they got back together. Then, Kevin left and the band folded. Then they got back together.
After playing a show which Nathan was unable to make, Dave, Kevin, and Daniel decided that they like the three-piece format, so the assholes never called Nathan to jam. That wasn't nice!Fucking assholes! SACK OF SHIT, COCK-SUCKING, MOTHER-FUCKING, ASS MUNCHING, GOAT-RAPING, HUSTLER-READING DINGUSESESESES!!!!
For some odd reason or another, Nathan didn't really seem to care, or just plum forgot that he was ever in the band. So, he video-taped all their shows from that point on.
Flamingo Fetus played their last show at the grand opening of the ever infamos 'Sound & Fury', a local youth hangout/place to get smashed, owned by the drummer. They also played on some odd night when some band couldn't come because they "got in an accident" (bullshit, I say, they went to 'High Thighs' instead). That is the last anyone has ever heard of Flamingo Fetus.
| Dave | Kevin |
| Dan | Nato |
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