Blame It On Bruce!

Rob and Tavo were stunned, so they shot Bruce in the left kneecap and shipped him to Alberta in a Maxi Pad shipment. What were the two young, strapping lads to do? First idea: Eggs Benedict And The Fruit Flavoured Spring Waters. Then they thought "Fuckiddy doo doo dah day! Let's get Kevin and Dave and bite Vicky's bummer.". While biting Vicky's ass, Tavo had an epiphany: "Kevin and Dave can play with moi and Rob at the show!". So off the four lads went with Vicky's teeth-marked booty.

While trying to get in shape for the show, the quartet ran into Jeff Harrison, a friend of their's who was bench pressing pianos. As luck would have it, he also knew how to play them, so they invited Jeff along for the show.

On their way to the show, the quintet noticed that they were being followed. They tried to lose the slim figure chasing them, but to no avail, and they were cornered. He menacingly approached them holding a drum stick in one hand, and a 16" china in the other. "Let me play in your show tonight, or Frankie's gonna get it!" It was local drummer and pimp sextraordinaire Matt Hartney. "Dude, all you fuckin' had to do was fuckin' ask, fucker!" said Rob. "Sick 'em Frank while he's purging!" Frankie leaped for the crotch, but due to him being a cyclops, his aim was off and he took a giant chunk out of Hartney's ass. This made sitting behind his drum set more difficult than trying to get grandma moist on a dry Easter morning. Having to comprimise his ass-handicap, Matt decided to play a stand-up percussion set-up.

Rather than practicing, the SEXtet gnawed at Vicky's buttox for an extended period of time and threw around stupid song names like 'Vicky's Cheek' and 'Vicky's A Whore'. Later that night they played their first and only show with the original MmmHmm line-up. The show went well, despite the fact that nobody knew what the fuck was going on!

That was the last that anybody heard of MmmHmm for well over a year, until the 5 shows spanning from Aug to Oct 2000. The real dates will be added some day, we swear!