The Ministry of Poan's mission is to educate, entertain, and otherwise eroticize your life in every and any way possible. We do NOT discriminate here. Gay, straight, man, woman, dog, cat... okay, maybe not dog or cat, but yes! No discrimination here!
We, the God of Poan and the Pope of Poan, the founders of this Poan-based religion do hereby invite you, brother in the eyes of poan, to join us, and free your spirit and your pants.
