1. Thou shalt not discriminate!
2. Thou can have other Gods before me, because I came after them! I don't want to cut in line.
3. Thou shalt not masturbate less than once a week.
4. Thou shall admit thyself looketh upon the Poan, and thy soul shall become one with it.
5. Thou shalt not impede upon the progress of a brother or sister looking upon the Poan.
6. Thou shalt buy Poan at LEAST once by the age of fifty.
7. Thou shalt not steal. But free Poan over the Internet is a-okay!
8. Thou shalt have the ability to speak freely with their brothers and sisters about anything that comes to their mind.
9. Thou shalt cherish Poan as an art form.
10. Thou shalt live thy life as one with Poan.