2. The Pope of Poan - The second founding member of the Ministry of Poan, the man once known as Matt Cruea is now a driving religious force who knows that Poan is the only light and that the God of Poan is the only force who can guide us all into that light.
3. Poan of Arc - Danae Aphreal, The first disciple of the Ministry of Poan was contacted by the Pope of Poan. She is also the only female currently within our ranks, but soon she will not be the last. Plus, the Bishop of Bukkake would have nothing to do if not for her.
4. The Cardinal of Cunnilingus - Joe Testman was but a lowly lad who's faith was dying fast until the God of Poan himself swept Joe away to become yet another member of our growing Ministry of Poan. Joe may not follow all of the teachings, but the message is still clear within him.
5. The Cleric of Clitoris - Lee Davis was a friend of the Pope of Poan until, one fateful night, he made a pie that surpassed the likes of which none had ever seen before! It was henceforth known that one such as he could be a great asset to our booming religion.
6. The Bishop of Bukkake - Jiggs is the sickest motherfucker around. The newest member of the religion is the most likely to kill you and your family in their fucking sleep and have sex with their bodies. But he's devout and his spirit is one with the Poan, and thus he is good. He is indeed the man in charge of our Baptismal services, and will serve us and our fellow members well for years to come.
7. The Deacon of Dick - Alfredo, Alf to those he loves, is truly one with the Poan, deciding to become one of the few, the proud, the first ten members, nay, followers of the Ministry of Poan. We have faith that Alf will not steer us wrong.
8. The Knight of Necrophilia - Komichi's title should explain everything. While Jiggs may be the one to kill your family and have sex with them, Komichi is the most likely to come in and have Jiggs' sloppy seconds, because he likes it that way. Komichi is sure to be a devout follower and a trusted brother.
9. The Altar Boy of Sacerdotal Defilement - While most may not know what "sacerdotal" even means, it is true enough that Kameha King is a shining addition to our brotherhood. His extensive knowledge about all things comic along with his sharp sense of humor allow him to stand out from some others, but still blend in with his brothers. KK is a knowing friend and erstwhile lover to some, but always the walking epitome of wang whacking.
10. The Templar of Titillation - Respected for his intelligence, beloved for his political views, heralded for his massive amount of phallus, Daovonnaex is possibly the perfect member to gain the prestigious number ten slot. Dao was so cool he didn't even need to send an email, so you can see he is indeed one with the poan and with himself. Our hats are tipped to you, Dao.
11. Mother of Mastication - Kat, only our second female member, is also one of the most proud. Her email truly touched me deeply, inspiring me to go and do just what this religion was founded upon. Kat, I salute you, my penis salutes you, and the entire Ministry of Poan salutes you. Godspeed, little lady.
12. Choir Girl of Coppulation - Juli Cantu... you may think her a mild-mannered girl, but upon a second look, this witchy woman is a sex kitten like none other. Xandria to some, the Choir Girl of Coppulation to our religion, she will make yet another addition to our growing female ranks, ranks we trust you watch... closely... in the shower...