A. Porn is considered a bad word by many, taboo if you will. Poan, however, has a softer sound and is less impeding upon the ears. Poan is our power, Poan is our strength, and Poan is our message.
Q. I'm a Christian, and my religion says "Poan" is bad. Why/how should I convert?
A. We have no intention of having you convert to our religion, that is, giving up your old faith. We only wish for you to embrace our faith as well. All Gods are welcome here, we do not discriminate here, even with other Gods.
Q. Can you send me some "Poan"?
A. We are not here to provide you with Poan. We are here to guide you on your pathway to enlightenment. The thrill, brothers and sisters, is in the quest. Find the Poan for yourself, and live in happiness.
Q. Pornography is disgusting and vile. Why should I find something so wrong appealing?
A. Even though some may not find it appealing, Poan is indeed an artform, and, truly, all artforms are indeed beautiful. Respect it for what it is.
Q. Why should I enjoy Poan when I feel that a real woman would be more satisfying?
A. There are many reasons for you to indulge in both. We are not here to detract from one or the other. However, you must realize that masturbation helps you build stamina for when the real thing comes along. You must realize that if God/Allah did not want you to masturbate, then He would've made it impossible. How can something so good be so wrong? The answer is that it is not. It is right. It is beautiful. It is Poan, and it is life.