To join, go to the contact info page and email the Ministry of Poan main email address. Give us some pertinent information in your email like this:
Real Name/ Internet Handle:
Ministry of Poan Name:
How many times per week. Don't lie.
Why do you wish to join?
Do you accept masturbation as your saving grace?
And that's it. That's all we need. Hopefully, you will become one of our new brothers or sisters, and will join our souls in ecstasy-filled joy for eternity.