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When a man does something bad, women say all men are alike. But when a man does something great, women wonder why all men aren't like him.
When women say all men are alike, they are never talking about men like Einstein, Edison, the Wright brothers, Ben Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, Abe Lincoln, Ghandi, the Pope, the Dalai Lama, Buddha, Jesus, Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, Shakespeare, Mozart, Lewis and Clark, or Neil Armstrong. They are only talking about that very tiny percentage of men we refer to as the bad guys.
Ever notice that the women who say all men are alike are all alike?
Nothing gets under a man's skin like seeing a woman with a man who's no good for her.
Women are always impressed with synchronicity, no matter how trivial.
For women, there is no greater turn-on than the envy of other women.
Men prefer practical gifts. Women prefer decorative gifts.
Things are not the way women want them to be because few women put any effort into changing it.
Women wait their lives away.
Women are convinced that everyone is out to get them.
It is extremely rare for anyone to say or do something nice for men, which is why men are independent, obsessed with their jobs, don't express their feelings or ask for directions, and find it difficult to turn down opportunities for sex. Women are constantly heaped with praise and assistance, which is why women are dependent, obsessed with their looks, have low self-esteem, pursue low paying throw-away jobs, quit so readily, and always change their mind.
Women gossip because it makes them feel powerful and important.
What do men really want? To relax. What do women really want? To be treasured.
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