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Men believe their mission in life is to have a job and be independent. Women believe their mission in life is to be married and have a baby.

Women seem to think that life is a competition to acquire the best man.

A woman listens to everyone but herself.

The thing a woman hates most is an attractive woman who doesn't look anything like her.

Men think of themselves as people. Women think of themselves as women.

Women are too wrapped up in being women.

When women do it, it's feminism. When men do it, it's chauvinism.

Men have no socially acceptable defense against women.

Women will not get ahead in this world until they accept that it is the way it is, instead of acting like it's the way it should be.

Women are prisoners of their own sensitivity.

Just because the goose is doing it it doesn't mean it's good for him.

Women see men the same way the rest of the world sees America.


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Women go through life terrified that every male stranger they encounter who isn't wearing a nice suit is going to assault and murder them. But the vast majority of women who are assaulted and murdered were victimized by the men they were in love with.

The next time you see a woman doing something she wants to do that you think is sexist, demeaning, or degrading to women, ask yourself if you believe women should not have the right to do it.

Society mandates that men (and only men) lay down their lives to protect their country and everyone but themselves, without hesitating to brand them cowards if they won't.

To be a man, you have to forget about yourself.

As long as there are men in this world it will always be "women and children first."

The real reason it's "women and children first" is because women and children panic. If we don't get them out of the way first, everyone will perish.

Women control our personal lives. Men control our professional lives.

The general consensus is, a man isn't a man without a job, a woman isn't a woman without a husband, and neither is anything without a child.

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