The worse thing a woman says about men, the more applause she gets for it.
Ever notice that the people who claim society doesn't allow women to do certain things are women who are doing those things?
A woman is the way she looks. A man is the amount of money he has.
Older women regard younger men as children. Younger women regard older men as gods.
For men, work is the difference between life and death, and Heaven and Hell.
Although society may expect certain things from women, it demands certain things from men.
Being in Playboy is a typical female fantasy.
For men, serving in military combat is a basic rite of passage. For women, a basic rite of passage is dying their hair blond.
Women get practically all of their information about men from other women, and very little of it is accurate.
If you want to be treated like a man, then shut up and take it like a man.
Women want to be treated like men in the business arena and like children in the social arena.
There are two kinds of stress. The stress of everyday living, which women handle better, and emergency situation stress, which men handle better.
The two most dangerous people are the greedy man and the self-centered woman.
When a woman in the media says something negative about men, she accomplishes two things. First, she loses all respect and credibility in the eyes of men. Second, she makes women afraid.
Men don't take women seriously in business and politics for two reasons. First, when the going gets tough, women quit. Second, when things go wrong, women refuse to accept responsibility for it.
There are three things you should never ask a woman: 1) are you pregnant? 2) is this your grandchild? 3) are those real?
Women use six basic methods of communication: 1) hints, 2) the silent treatment, 3) whining/crying, 4) sex, 5) reverse psychology, and 6) revenge. However, occasionally women will use the direct approach, but only when they are angry or desperate.
There are six types of men that women find irresistible: 1) rich, 2) famous, 3) powerful, 4) pretty, 5) arrogant, and 6) violent. The man who is all six has complete diplomatic immunity in the eyes of women.
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