Men pursue life-long careers. Women pursue disposable jobs.
When we drink too much, our true nature comes out. Interestingly, when men drink too much, they become angry. When women drink too much, they take off their clothes.
Women complain that the medical profession ignores women's health issues. Yet, on average, women outlive men by seven years.
Women think everything is about jealousy or control.
When a woman experiences a midlife crisis, we say she is bravely reclaiming her individuality. When a man experiences a midlife crisis, we say he is immaturely going through a second childhood.
Ever notice there's no mention of the fact that the men's pageants are 100% swimsuit competition?
A woman who gets abused is called a victim. A man who gets abused is called a wimp.
It's a woman's prerogative to change her mind, but a man is only as good as his word.
When a woman says one thing and does another, we say she changed her mind and that's her right. When a man says one thing and does another, we call him a liar.
Women have a tendency to say the opposite of what they mean.
Violence is the tool of men. Sex is the tool of women.
Women want only the good side of equality.
A man's home may be his castle, but usually there's a woman in it who thinks she's a queen.
A woman's life begins at puberty. A man's life begins around middle-age.
Society considers men expendable.
The problem is, we care too much about women and not enough about men. Whenever there's trouble or danger of any kind, we demand that men risk their lives to protect us. Since the dawn of civilization we have forced men out of their homes and onto the battlefields, regardless of their will, to be slaughtered solely for the benefit of others. To the other extreme, we've been so protective of women that we wound up oppressing them. We won't even allow women soldiers in combat. Since the dawn of civilization women have been almost completely dependent upon others. Society has always treated women the same way parents treat their children. And why do parents treat their children that way? Because they love them, they want to protect them, and they want a better life for them.
American men are the least chauvinistic in the world. American women are the most angry about the way men treat them.
Men pay for everyone and everything, yet somehow are perceived as cheap.
Men have to. Women get to.
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