|Brad| Chester| Joe| Mike| Phoenix| Rob|
|The Band 1| The Band 2|

"Mr. Hahn is god." "When I was little I was a brat." "Mike is so hot... Oops, I mean Joe." "I have a toothbrush, my toothbrush is sexy." "Brad, is it true that your mom is a hamster?" "I'm not tired... I'm not tired... I'm... zzzzzzzzzz..." "We are renaming the band to Blink-Nsync 182." "Eminem is funny. Eminem is also a homophobic jerk." "Christina Aguilera looks like a poodle in her new video." "We support free music. So go ahead! Download that shit!" "Look how fat my head is. It's even fatter than normal. It's too big!" "Joe, do you remember me from Minnesota? You looked at me when you were playing." [camera on Snug-Fit Condoms] "Sucks to be the guy who has to wear one of these, huh"? "We have people in the band who don't drink or do drugs.....some of us like to go sightseeing." "Out record label won't pay people to write us new songs until we get the dance moves to our Clairol commercial right." "We've been hit and broken things. Brad's guitar has hit me in the head before. I actually threw up in my mouth in Des Moines." "One time, Chester jumped on a porta-toilet during a show and fell through the roof he did the whole show dangling over the toilet." "If you were sitting in your living room watching T.V., having a poptart and a soda, and some drunken idiot walked into your home wanting to use your bathroom�you'd frigging call the cops!" "I remember getting in trouble in third grade for trading Garbage Pail Kids in class, and we weren't supposed to do that until recess or lunch. But the teacher didn't actually find my stash of cards, so she couldn't take them away." Thank you, Brad. Brad is so kind. He's here for my moral support. Without Brad I think I'd be pretty bummed out on tour, because he's the only one who gives me any moral support. Everyone else makes fun of me -especially Mr. Hahn!� "It seems like a lot of more mainstream type kids are getting into what we are doing. When I was in high school, if certain people started liking my bands, I felt like I couldn't like that band anymore; it was like, the idiots were ruining it for me. I don't want to alienate our real fans, you know? I don't want the kids who were with us from the early days to feel like there isn't room for them anymore." "A lot has been made of the contrast between me and Chester because we are totally different in a lot of ways. He's crazy for a start off. I'm sane. He used to run around at the age of two singing Foreigner songs. I certainly didn't. He'll show you his butt. I wouldn't inflict that on anybody. We learned pretty early on in this band that you can't have snobbery in music. Our guitarist is a huge Britney Spears fan."