Joe's Quotes

"'The Hobbit' rules."
"I like champagne."
"Brad Delson Theory."
"Mike is a dumb-head."
"I'm manufactured by Microsoft."
"Brad is the best turn-tablist ever."
"Mike mounts Brad's headphones."
"I'm warm, huggable, and lovable!"
"I lost my house, can I have your's?"
"Mike is so cute. I want to have his kids."
"Ozzy scared me when I met him at first."
"'Remy' is a lie. Some idiot made that up."
"Go buy Mike presents. He loves presents."
"Brad is a stomach model for men's fitness."
"Request 'Cure For The Itch' at your local stations."
"It's as funny as a corny sloth climbing through a manhole."
"If it ain't broke, break it, then superglue it together. When you're
done, give it to a friend."
"In a year from now we probably won't be around, so we'll see you
on 'Behind The Music.'"
"The main thing you'll grasp out of the video is that the robots are
just beating the shit out of each other."
"Mr. Hahn has a split personality named Remy.' Remy is a
dangerous man. He keeps the rest of us on our toes."
"Linkin Park chat! Word up! Everyone gets in except for me and
when I do get in, they don't believe that its me."
"This is Joe. Always use lotion when your drinking water in the
midst of LAPD confidential, hot potato, popsicle."
"We're going to put the glass under the couch and then put the table
under the bed so they hopefully don't find it and charge us for it."
"My butt hurts. I've been sitting in this damn chair signing stuff for
a half an hour and they won't let me get up and walk around. Big
old bodyguards say, 'ooga, booga.'"
"I wasn't a geek, but I was into art. I was one of the guys who the
other kids were like, 'Oh, like, 'Where'd you learn to draw?'"

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