"Jones soda rules!"

"I'm allergic to spam."

"Lets do it with farts..."

"Joe's hair is actually implants."

"Mike's toothbrush is soooo sexy."

"I've resorted to scatological humor."

"Mike, can you bring me a sandwich?"

"Oh my gosh, Joe Hahn is soooooo hot!"

"You should name your child Michael Kenji."

"Always turn your cellphone off before an interview."

"You can't spell Linkin Park without mullet or horse."

"I put myself in the group of music called Linkin Park."

"I'll take bracelets from anyone, as long as its quality shit."

"We're going to be coming out with Linkin Park toilet paper."

"I like a new band called Mr. Hahn and the Mike Shinoda Six."

"I think Wes is a great guitarist, but not as good as Joe Hahn."

"I want to thank the members of the academy....my band,
Britney,..."

\m/ "I learned this at the Ozzfest, I don't know what it means
though.�

"Have any of you guys heard the rumor that Joe tried out for
O-Town?"

"Ozzfest is cool, but different. Lots of mullets, and tattoos, not so
many teeth."

"I would love Britney posters, send them to the address on the back
of the CD."

"I'm inspired by the sheer ingenuity and intelligence possessed by
my fellow bandmates."

"The next video will be Joe half-naked in the bath tub. Kinda like
that old Maxwell video."

"We'll be selling Linkin Park kittens next month, though. They have
blue hair and wear lots of jewelry."

"I heard a rumor, though, that Mr. Hahn is writing from a mental
hospital somewhere in the Silicon Valley."

"Ok, so let's start addressing some serious issues, like oil drilling in
the Gulf. Or Mike's hair. Or Joe's physique."

"I feel like I'm being hit by a techno tidal wave, kinda like the one
from "Deep Impact," but instead of water, it's text."

�You know what Andre? How many times must we have this
conversation? I can't use a green pic with a green screen.�

"Oh, I have an important anouncement to make: Phoenix, a.k.a. our
bass player, has officially adopted a new alias. From now on, he
demands to be called....."Powerful"."

"The way we went to create this record - 'Hybrid Theory' - was I
listened to Craig David's record. I listened to it over and over again,
really trying to get into what is garage. I just started, not just feeling
garage, but really being garage."

"Rather than just stealing your shit they ask if they can steal it.
Chester came back into the dressing room without his shoes or
clothes or basically anything of him. He was like 'You know what?
People are so polite about taking my stuff that I gave it to them'."

"Unfortunately, that park (Lincoln Park, the park that Chester got
his idea to rename the band to Linkin Park) has been renamed the
Christine Emerson Reed Park, so we're actually thinking about
changing our name to Christine Emerson Reed Park and making
Linkin Park the name of the second record, just to keep the
consistency."

"I probably would have more likely believed that the record would
have topped the $4.99 for sale bin at your local record store. So, the
fact that it's at the top of anything is cool, but for it to be the best
selling album of the year is just ridiculous. I can only say it's
because of the extreme dedication and exuberance of our fan base
that is really... If you notice that the record has stayed really
consistently on the charts, it's because I really think it's because it's