"I'm a fashion bitch!"
"I miss the Ramones."
"Everyone died at 4:20 man!"
"Shut up or I'll sit on your head!"
"We only do it bling-bling style."
"I'm braver than him; I take it like a man."
"Peace! Peace, love, and anarchy motherfuckers!"
"I was born on the cusp of Ares, a fire sign... ooooh!"
"I like to have a clean house, but I'm not a neat freak."
"Tattoos exude pain and pleasure all at the same time."
"Oh, my God. I hate spiders. Squish! Kill! Die! Eww!"
"My favorite jellybean is the pink one, with the flavor inside."
"You live, you die... and somewhere in between you'll have
children."
"The best thing I'd ever done to my parents was learning to use the
toilet."
"We're pretty straight guys: we're not boozers, we're not fucked up
on drugs."
"I've signed enough boobies in my life to be done with boobies... to
sign, I mean."
"It's kind of hard to manufacture a band that's known each other
their whole lives."
"You will go far and travel wide?...Oh, you will travel far and wide,
that's what it says."
"How the fuck are all of you fucking people doing tonight? You're
all so fucking beautiful!"
"But, after all that, here I am; yes, I'm on the internet after all of this
time. I'm hip, I'm with it."
"I have Sheryl Crow right next to Outkast, in between Alice In
Chains. Let's put some sense into that one."
�Move over guys. Make room for Avril Lavigne, she's a big star.
We're only a little rock band (being sarcastic)"
"That's a really well thought out answer. Possibly because he's
answered that question 500 times in the past week."
"Everybody get out your lighters and hold em up"(its dark and the
lighters are up) "I like that...it makes me feel like I'm on acid"
�Cyclefly is one of my favorite bands and their new record is one of
the best I've heard in a long time. If you don't like it, you suck!"
"I'm just a regular guy, you know? There's no leotard and cape
under my clothes. I shit, I piss, I drink too much and throw up, just
like everybody else."
"Okay, so after you basically run away you find yourself alone... by
yourself and then... in the end you're trying to find a place for your
head and you've forgotten."
"I don't want to see anymore girls who look like they've had the shit
kicked out of them. What's happened to chivalry? You see someone
fall down, you pick them up!"
"When I was two, I used to run around singing Foreigner songs�
there's tapes of me doing that...Since I learned how to talk I've been
telling everybody I was gonna grow up to be a singer."
"There are wacky girls all over the place that try doing weird things,
but we don't pay attention to them. We just kind of do our thing and
hang out with the fans that are really important to us."
"I love to hear the crowd sing along. It gives me the biggest hard
on. Of course, that means I have an erection for a whole hour every
night. [To Phoenix] I hit your bass with my dick last night. I still
got the bruise."
"Down here we've got some pictures of the band. One of the first
photo shoots. We were all trying to look really cool and
unfortunately we didn't succeed in that. We'll move into the bar
area. And this is where we have most of our fun, because it's got all
the booze."
"Here we go to the bathroom. This is where I scratch my balls in the
morning and this is where we get naked and try to cleanse
ourselves. We like to have a nice little therapeutic moment in our
place. Lots of candles. And, we have a bidet, but we've never used it
because I'm afraid of it."
"There's this 13-year-old kid from Pittsburgh. He comes up to us
and goes, 'I'm stalking you, dude, and when you reach the peak of
your success, I'm going to kill you.' Then, during the show, he's
down in the front telling Mike that he wants to 'rape his soul!' I
think that's cool, but he probably needs to chill out a bit."
"There's nothing like screaming 'shut up' for, like, seven hours
straight, upside down. That was another thing; when they hung me
upside down, all the blood in my body rested in this small space in
my head, 'cause I don't have that big of a melon. It was the most
excruciating thing. I felt like my head was going to explode like a
pimple. It was kind of gross."
"Tattoos are permanent and a lifelong commitment, the same as
marriage. I figure if I'm gonna make a lifelong commitment with a
person then I need to respect their boundaries. I've actually discussed
every piece I've had done except the first because that was done
before I met her. But at the same time I'm still my own person and I
wanted to get the album cover done and I didn't discuss that with her.
She saw it and fell in love with it but she said 'Don't ever do that
again!' I'd definitely recommend tattoos for everyone, but just respect
yourself and respect the idea of what you're doing to yourself."
