| My favorite Part of the "Good Book" is... |
| -Is when Jesus Tries to Juggle an an acting career as well as a heroin addiction -Is when Jesus gets his first kiss at summer camp -Is when Jesus Decides all Persons who consider themselves "Southern Baptist" Shall rot in hell, and for good reason -Is when Jesus finds out he's adopted -Is when Jesus eats too much pie at the county fair and gets a belly ache, thus can't sing "I wanna be loved by you" but still learns a valuable lesson, anyway -Is when Jesus makes a raft with his dad to escape the people who find out he's really made of wood, and then get swallowed by a whale -Is when Jesus goes on a power trip and kills anyone who walks down the street -Is when Jesus turns into a zombie and starts eating people's brains |
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