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| Acne: (noun) (ak nee) A common disorder affecting the skin, inflamation of the skin resulting in horrid little pimples that cost you a social life. Go on, look, you may even stare. Stare hard. Mesmorizing isn't it? Acne is a thing of beauty. |
| There is nothing wrong with having acne. It's not having acne that makes you want to run for cover everytime you leave the house. It's not acne's fault god hates you. Or that no one will ever love you. Ever. Acne didn't make your father go out for cigarettes and never return! Acne doesn't mean to make you cry yourself asleep every night. It doesnt make you crave sleep 16 hours a day, to escape the unforgiving daily betrayal of reality. That goes double for back acne! |
| So if acne's not at fault, who is? Three words. The. Happy. People. Yes, those who smile at police, those who keep change in there pockets and they who are pleased as punch they didn't get murdered are to blame! Seek them out. Burn them. Burn them now. |
| Go out. Buy a poster of people with acne. such as this -----> Practice french kissing it every night to the point that it's mouth gets all worn off and it becomes obvious what you've been doing, so that you have to hide it in the closet and kiss it there. And when the mouth is all gone, don't just go to the cheek or right eye. Go out and by another. Acne solidarity! Viva la resistance! |
Do you like breasts? Well acne is like little breasts and nipples all over your face! Or maybe muscles are your thing. Imagine a guy who is so hot his cheek muscles are visible! C'mon people now that's fuck hot! |