| Advice from darcy, alvy and menopause dog |
| what in the name of.... Wayne Betz From NY writes: " ever since I can remember I've had strong urges to kick puppies, but it's only 'til now that I act these kickings out, is this normal? and if not how can I get myself to stop? ' Word of Advice: well, many people have this problem, maybe with other animals though, i.e. seal clubbing. Try turning this shameful act into something worth while like kicking puppies in a Chinese restuarant for profit. |
| un-loved or unattractive? Allen Frances Writes: "I was watching Oprah the other day and she was talking about stalkers, she said that very attractive people have them. I don't. Does this mean I'm ugly?" Word of Advice: No it means people just dont like you. |
| N.s. from yahoo writes: "I like to burn things, i dont mean paper or logs, I mean people and buildings. It needs to stop." Word of Advice: start a 12 step program for yourself, on a daily basis limit yourself to burning one or two people, then slowly work your way down to not setting them on fire, but burn them with scalding water, or a cigarette lighter in a car, from there work down to just drawing stick figure pictures of yourself burning things. |
| Raphel Atter from fuck knows where writes: I have always tolerated the voices I hear in my head from time to time and infact they came to be like friends I never had, I even named them Frank. But recently they've been telling me to do weird things, like sacrificing chickens and clubbing a few people to death. Should I listen to Frank or resist and possibly lose my only companion? Word of Advice: While random violent tendencies are fun, when you share them they are better! but in all seriousness this is a problem you should normally take to the charmin man. |
| Some man in New York begging for blankets Writes Us: help mah name is Joe Schlong.. and I just started dating this hot chick. We've been having sex and she does this one trick with her tongue...well anyway she likes to suck my man titties. I'm a pretty fat guy and so my titties are as big as her 36 c's... I don't know what to do...she wont stop licking and sucking my titties, it makes me so uncomfortable that 1) my tis are as big as her and 2) she buys them accessories! ....like lace brazziers and those little tassel thingies...last night she poured ice cream all over my body, from my leg to my neck, she poured some cocoa syrup on my balls and cock, then she totally neglected them and licke my tis until she got tired and fell asleep on top of me. It's gotten really bad, this morning I woke up to fina her trying to shove my left tit into her vagina. Advice: I fail to see the problem. |
| Some person from earthlink writes: I cant get laid. I do too many drugs, im a raging alcoholic. I have a small penis, I'm the size of a small european car and I have acne.... What should I do cornelius? Advice: Well, You could stop asking about those damn blankets for one. |