| The Midden Heap Official Archives |
| You think you are sarcastic and surly? I don't think so. You got nothing on Superfromodowskycowman. Read about some of his exploits here. |
| Surliest Man Alive |
| Death Ranch! |
| A simple field trip to a local filbert orchard gone horribly awry. |
| I Am Not the Weenie, You Are the Weenie |
| Everybody loves Freakazoid. Why the hell did it get cancelled? What will we do without his wacky crime fighting? |
| Memoirs of a Toady |
| Join me in the true story of me and Lord Matt and a ride on a dragon. |
| I Guess I Really Am A Monster |
| It has been "scientifically" proven that I am indeed a monster. One of those damned liberals. What will become of me? |
| Meat and Morality |
| My carnivorous tendencies are examined. There are some cute fuzzy animals too. |
| These are all the stories and articles from the first edition. I hope you enjoy them. |
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