The Midden Heap Official Archives
                             
You think you are sarcastic and surly?  I don't think so.  You got nothing on Superfromodowskycowman.  Read about some of his exploits here.
Surliest Man Alive
Death Ranch!
A simple field trip to a local filbert orchard gone horribly awry.
I Am Not the Weenie, You Are the Weenie
Everybody loves Freakazoid.  Why the hell did it get cancelled?  What will we do without his wacky crime fighting?
Memoirs of a Toady
Join me in the true story of me and Lord Matt and a ride on  a dragon.
I Guess I Really Am A Monster
It has been "scientifically" proven that I am indeed a monster.  One of those damned liberals.  What will become of me?
Meat and Morality
My carnivorous tendencies are examined.  There are some cute fuzzy animals too.
     These are all the stories and articles from the first edition.  I hope you enjoy them.
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