| Instant Messages |
| i have a love/hate relationship with them. |
| Num. 1 the classic jesus vs ass sex |
| Num. 2 god hates me because i'm not a cam slut. |
| Num. 3 i guess i'm a skeptic, but it seems rather obvious. |
| Num. 4 i'm a cowgirl. lets go on a hot church date. |
| Num. 5 i'm ignorant about the subliminal meaning behind my chat nick.. and how it makes goody goody catholics cry. |
| Num 6 fast cars and fast women. what it's like to be 60 and in a chat room |
| Num 7 friends show tits |
| Num 8 the worst conversation yet. i'm an idiot for not using ignore earlier. fucking new age hippies. |
| Num 9 a relentless perv |
| Num.12 apparently, i am full of wisdom that i just can't fucking wait to share with the world. |
| Num.13 black holes and eternal damnation from some hippie god. |
| Num 14 the seat of my heathen soul. by gary zukov |
| Num 15 what really happens when you mix pop rocks, soda, a sheet of acid, and a family history of schitzophrenia. Leounna! |
| Num 16 Really.. it touched me. I now know that true love awaits me. |
| Num 17. Ok.. i'll admit.. i was tempted to get divorced, have a fake hymen put in, and run off with him He was ~*smooth*~ (i got disconnected so it's a two parter) Part 1 Part 2 |
| Num 18 quite the catch. someone call him for me ... |
| Num 19 I am bi-lingual. |
| Num 20 Horny Indian |
| Num 21 ughh. |
| Num 22 No. i don't want a fuck baby. |
| Num 23 ok.. so i'm close-minded about oral self-satisfaction. Flog me. |
| Num 24 who wants to see my hetero man cock? |
| Num 25 what i should kill. |
| Num 26 the end part, when he says "fuck you skank" is when i acted on cam like i was going to flash him, instead,i licked my finger really slow, acted like my hand wa going down south, then gave him "the bird" and booted him off my cam :) |
| Num 27 i was too horrified to say anything else. |
| Num 28 once again, a silly perv wanting boobs, and when he doesn't get them, i am called dirty names. my feelings.. they ache. |
| Num 29 Ok.. earlier in the conversation.. he asked me his *proverb* of "if it takes a man 40 yrs to plan his vengeance, how long before he should show his madness" i wanted to know if he just went around aimlessly pm'ing people.. so it went round and round from there |
| Num 30 a shopping spree because he has 2 million to blow before the feds get it??? nah. no thanks. |
| Num 31 christian perv into beastiality. |
| Num 32 i'm an alien. |
| Num 33 really childish. sorry. |
| Num 34 next tour date for my body scheduled for 4-18-2019 |
| Num 35 why do they come into obviously english speaking chat rooms? *sigh* |
| Num 36 see above |
| Num 37 my biggest fan. wank_idol |
| go away. |
| email me. |
| Num 38 something tells me this is a *reg* perv from chat. i always trusts my hunches . |
| Num 39 ok. i think this guy is actually retarded. (yes that is actually his profile pic. i dig the red socks and the stuffed animals) |
| Num 40 People can turn in the blink of an eye. I'm such a *hore*. |
| Num 41. Yep. Jerk off to me because i look underage. Fucking Perv. |
| Num 42. I think this one represents a new language. Horny Indian Ebonics. |
| Num 44 Me entertaining myself. Sorry |
| Num 45 Why it's ok to be a pervy christian. (ok, maybe it's not. The guy totally lost me with the 2nd message, which was all offline messages. i pasted them into notepad. sorry if it's overly messy) Part 1 Part 2 |
| I collect all these instant messages from Yahoo Religion Chat, unless noted otherwise. Enjoy. |
| Num 46 Longcock. He only needs 2 minutes of my time. That's it. |
| Num 47 Smooth. how i was tempted to touch myself.... |
| Num 48 Telling a girl she's fat won't get her to strip, even if you are Italian. |
| Num 49 Smooth. |
| Num 50 I'll be so proud if this asshole ends up trying to sue me because HE DID chop his dick off. |
| Num 51 I don't understand why someone just willingly shares their fetishes with someone online who is really not interested. |
| Num 52 This guy wasn't even viewing my cam. He was turned on by the self-trepenation pic on that profile. Hot. |
| Num 53 This one is me trying to explain to a guy that finding a "deep spritual love" with someone doesn't mean they have to be 16-24 and have a tight body. |
| Num 54 I guess this guy was nice. But still, he sucks. Sorry mush-head. |
