david8usa: can i view your cam?
mary_magdalicious:  don't care.
david8usa: cool
david8usa: can i ask u for some advice?
mary_magdalicious: what kind of advice?
david8usa: well need a womans opinion
david8usa: my gf is Christian
mary_magdalicious: ok.
david8usa: well that means no sex unless marriage
david8usa: which is obviously very hard
mary_magdalicious: well, if premarital sex is important to you.. so much that it bothers you.. why are you still with her?
david8usa: well the other nite she caught me orally pleasuring myself
david8usa: and is very mad
mary_magdalicious: orally pleasuring yourself?
david8usa: i dont think it is wrong
david8usa: right
mary_magdalicious: uh-huh.
david8usa: i dont think its that unusual
mary_magdalicious: you can give yourself head?
mary_magdalicious: and you don't find that unusual?
david8usa: no
david8usa: i think guys do it
david8usa: just dont say
mary_magdalicious: most humans cannot give themselves head.
mary_magdalicious: actually, i think it's impossible.
mary_magdalicious: unless you are a circus freak.
david8usa: what
david8usa: no im not a freak
mary_magdalicious: orally pleasuring yourself.
mary_magdalicious: that's fairly freaky.
david8usa: i am normal
david8usa: maybe a little bigger than normal
mary_magdalicious: or missing a few ribs.
david8usa: u have to lay on your back to do it
mary_magdalicious: ok.. i'm sure you and your 15 yr old friends are getting a big kick out of this.
david8usa: what
david8usa: i am 35
mary_magdalicious: ok.. if you can give yourself head.. why worry about sex?
mary_magdalicious: just go mouth fuck yourself...
david8usa: well its like masterbation
david8usa: works but not as good as the real thing
david8usa: thats like saying if u can masterbate why get a gf
mary_magdalicious: ok. so you do this on your back.
mary_magdalicious: what do you do.. flip your self over onto your face?
david8usa: right
mary_magdalicious: uh-huh.
mary_magdalicious:  so what was your question?
david8usa: is it wrong
mary_magdalicious: it's definately strange.. slightly homo erotic.
david8usa: one sec
david8usa: u there
mary_magdalicious: yep
david8usa: do u want me to go on cam so u know i am not some 15 year old kid
mary_magdalicious: no.. really that's ok.
david8usa: i cant believe you didnt know guys do that
mary_magdalicious: i know guys have tried it. but it's physically impossible
mary_magdalicious: everyone's tried it.
mary_magdalicious: noone can do it.
david8usa: u want me to prove it
mary_magdalicious: no.. that's ok.
david8usa: u dont want me to show u
mary_magdalicious: no. not really
david8usa: why?
mary_magdalicious: why would i want to see it?
david8usa: cuz u think its impossible
mary_magdalicious: and i still do.
david8usa: well then
david8usa: u need to keep an open mind
mary_magdalicious: i'm not an idiot.
mary_magdalicious: noone can give themselves head.
david8usa: if i stretch out first i can
david8usa: otherwise i can only lick the head
mary_magdalicious: huh.
david8usa: sometimes i cant reach enough to suck it
david8usa: i lick it
mary_magdalicious: lick it?
mary_magdalicious: how satisfying is that?
david8usa: well it makes me cum
mary_magdalicious: congrats.
mary_magdalicious: can you understand how horrified your girlfriend must have been to see you so desperately trying to make yourself cum?
david8usa: well she wont help
mary_magdalicious: she shouldn't have to ,if it's against her beliefs.
david8usa: can u go back on cam
mary_magdalicious: no.
david8usa: why
mary_magdalicious: why should i?
david8usa: please
mary_magdalicious: no.
david8usa: i cant believe u wont watch
mary_magdalicious: why would i want to?
david8usa: you are in denial
mary_magdalicious: honestly.. i don't want to see it even if you could...
mary_magdalicious: and i'm not really in denial. just because i don't believe you can suck your own dick.. doesn't put me in denial.
mary_magdalicious: i simply don't believe
mary_magdalicious: and it's something i really don't care to believe either.
david8usa: ok
mary_magdalicious: because.. frankly.. since you are so desperate to prove it to me.. it's kinda weird and creepy.
david8usa: because u are calling me a lyer
mary_magdalicious: i never called you a liar. i don't believe you.
david8usa: ha
mary_magdalicious: i don't care to think differently..
mary_magdalicious: because it's not that important.
mary_magdalicious: who the fuck cares if you can suck your cock, besides you and your girlfriend?
david8usa: lol
mary_magdalicious: i mean.. seriously.
mary_magdalicious: why are you wanting me to see it?
mary_magdalicious: to get off?
mary_magdalicious: why do you want me to turn on the webcam?
david8usa: u are right
mary_magdalicious: ok.. and why do you come in a religious chat room for that?
david8usa: that wasnt the idea
mary_magdalicious: granted.. you might have gotten a more horrified reaction if you went into christian chat...
mary_magdalicious: but still.. it's just not right.
mary_magdalicious: so.. what was the idea then
david8usa: i was seriously looking for an opinion
david8usa: i thought it wasnt bad
mary_magdalicious: it may not be bad for you.. but i am sure your girlfriend was pretty horrified
mary_magdalicious: if .. you can do it.
mary_magdalicious: which.. i dont care to know
david8usa: she just thinks i should do nothing
david8usa: i dont think the oral thing was the problem
mary_magdalicious: hm. so did you have to practice at this to get to suck your own dick?
david8usa: yes
mary_magdalicious: really.
mary_magdalicious: you don't think "being able to suck one's dick" is kinda an odd goal?
david8usa: lol
david8usa: not when your not getting any
david8usa: lol
david8usa: no i guess it is
mary_magdalicious: ok.. well. i've gotta go.
mary_magdalicious: bye.
david8usa: thanks
david8usa: sorry for getting u mad
david8usa: not my plan at all