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Poll was put up 12/22/03

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I'm looking for anyone who can create flash or anything worthwhile to the Marlons Aunt website. HAS TO BE CRACKWHORE ORINATED. Click here to E-Mail me any questions.

12/29/04

For the first time in well over 6 months, I am actually going to attempt to update my site. Hopfully it wont suck... if you have any ideas, then email me at [email protected].

9-15-04

Today is a sad day. One of Marlons' Aunt's finest has been called to duty. I have dedicated a page to him Right Here. Bob Fuck Shit Up over there!

7-12-04

This is posted for Manny, its called Orgsam Gril. Manny this is the closet you'll ever get to a girl. You have to give her an orgasm in her sleep. Pretty sick, Pretty Funny.

7-5-04 3:00 AM

I've added a Games Page to Marlons' Aunt. Some site sent me a bunch of these Promotion Games to add to my website to sucker you into buying their shit. But enjoy, I'll be adding more, once I have the time.

7-4-04 12:AM

Happy 4th of July!!!

6-26-04 5:30 AM

***A new 'Movie' was added to the movie page. This one is my favorite so far. Warning... not for viewers under the age of 18.
Also, I have updated the picture page. Click on it, you can even upload your own pics of marlons aunt right to it.

6-25-04 1:26 AM

I'm board... Running out of ideas for this site. Email Me if you have any ideas... u will be credited for it. Also... Looking for new t-shirt designs... if your design is chosen... then you will recieve your image on an official Marlons' Aunt t-shirt. And pass on Marlons' Aunt to all of your friends and family

6-12-04 12:03 AM

I added a game to my website... yes, somewhat of an actually game... It is based on Marlons' Aunt's Crabs. Bet on them as they race across the finish line!!!!!!!!!!

6-1-04 10:53 AM

Booty Call - The Mile High Club I found this to be fucking great. A "Playa" trying to get fucked on a plain.

5-30-04 12:00 AM

I was going to put everything in site some stupid flash shit... but it raped my bandwidth fucking faster then a Mexican crossing the boarder. As soon as I get the money... then I will have my own .com instead of the shitty .vze.com shit...
5-9-04

Right now I have a very poorly paid staff of illegal immagrints (well I threatened to call the I.N.S. on them if they didnt do it for free) to set up a brand new layout, and lots of extras like new merchandise, stories, games, and more!!!! I am guessing on Tuesday June 1, it will all be complete, hopefully sooner... but untill then, feel free to visit the site as it is now. You can also visit the Guestbook tell me what the Marlons' Aunt site is missing, and I will try to add it A.S.A.P. ...fucking illegals, you get what you pay for...
April 27 - 11:06 PM

Just added! The picture of Marlons Aunt's Home in West Hudson Park. You'll prob. see me there fuckign around. Also, if you have any shit to put up for the site, Email it to me, and I'll put it up as long as its not copywrighted.

April 22 - 11:30 PM

Fucking yesterday 4-21 I just want to say im sorry for the lack of non-suckyness from the website. It was down, and I was pissed, I'm sorry for the inconvenience.

April 20 - 4 FUCKING 20 WEEEEEEE 12:00 AM

I just want to wish everybody a happy 4:20. Enjoy, I sure as hell know I will!!!

April 18 - 12:47 AM

This is to all of the people who to go my site and bitch about all of the fucking spelling. Stop bitching about a few spelling errors. Take the fucking tampon out of your fucking ass, and appreciate a good, funny, dirty humor website.
I've added a new band to the linke page... http://mercyofahostile.com/ THEY DONT SUCK

April 18 - 2:13 AM

Today I was signed up for a Flaw street team. Flaw is a really good rock band. If your interested in promoteing them, (GETTING FREE SHIT TO HAND OUT TO PEOPLE) Then Click ON THE FLAW ICON THINNGY BELOW

April 14-11:38 am

Thanks to the fucking great fans and hatered of marlons aunt ,well not really the hatred but more the hate for that rotten green infested thing she calls a vagina, the counter reached over a thousand at is currently at 1015 hits since 2/18 so so somewhere between the hours of 0310 this morning the counter surpassed the thousand mark thats damm fucking good thanks guys!!!!

April 14 - 3:10 AM

I am trying to make up for lost time of not updateing my website so I added 2 really fucking hopefully good things to the site, Some low quality game called "RUN FROM THE STDs" and some pretty funny thinngy I found off of Bravenet.com, so I edited it so fit Marlons' Aunt. Also I want to thank www.Javascript.Internet.com for a few free bees for my site

April 13 - 12:58 AM

Sorry for not updateing this site for pretty much 2 weeks... I was takeing in by the game NFL Street, so I played that game for like 10 days strait. Well Happy Easter, and I will get back to updateing this site as soon as I find some new material. ALSO I GOT SICK OF ALL OF THE RED, SO I CHANGED THE SITE TO BLACK, GREEN, AND WHITE... LETS SEE HOW LONG THIS STAYS **Also, THERE IS ONE MORE MARLONS' AUNT T-SHIRT LEFT... EMAIL ME IF YOU WANT IT

April 11 - 12:00 AM

2000 FUCKING HITS ON MARLONS' AUNT

Today strikes the 5 month anversity with Marlons' Aunt. November 11th 2003 Marlons' Aunt was created, and sence then over 2000 visitors came to my site to pay their dedication to THE ALMIGHTY CRACK WHORE.

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