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| The Cheep Whore | ||||||||||||
| Marlons' Aunt is out sucking dick for coke, She was sucking a man so large that she began to choke. She sucks dick because she is broke. Marlons' Aunt loves cock in her ass, And is going to smoke some hash. She smokes some hash cuz she cant afford good grass, She looks like trailor park trash. She's a stupid fucking whore, And ill shoot her out my door... BITCH She's very loose thus very hard to please, I made that bitch get on her knees. She came from Peru, Sucked off a Jew, And swallowed his man goo. |
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| Written by: Matt, Phil, and Dan | ||||||||||||
| We Shocked the Shit out of Her | ||||||||||||
| Marlons' Aunt is the greatest whore in Kearny, She'll suck, fuck, or blow you for money. She fucked a bum, Then swallowed his cum, And went on her merry way. She's flexible and can bend, She'll do anything to take it in the rear end. A deman in bed, Gives good head, "ay dies mio" she said. When I gave her the shocker, She said her nephew plays soccer. She once fucked a whale with a 5 foot penis, In her vagina they found the planet Venus. With a parking meter to match, Lodged deep in her stank ass snatch. A famous rockstar fucked her, he became a bleeder, Also in there was a meat cleaver. With my "pudd" in her hand and my balls in her mouth, She made my penis shout. She gives the best head in the deep south, She makes all the other men stout, The disease she gave me made my dick look like sour crout. My penis fell off and lays on the ground, Marlons' Aunt, I sware your going down. |
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| Written By: Matt and Bob | ||||||||||||
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