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| 40 of Tom Ruiz's CD were stollen off the Pepsi machine at Medieval Time in the employee area. We have many leads, just not edvience about the shananagins. But Marlons' Aunt does promise that if the we find the colprite, she will give them a few of her many STD's. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Tom Ruiz's Hot Pocket was stollen out of the microwave at the Medieval Time employee area. Just like the CD's we have many leads but no evidence, except the sucurity camara, with Jose won't let us see, maybe he took Tom's hot pocket. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Marlons' Aunt has stollen a mask from Mushroomhead after their show at Iriving Plaza, NY. There is a $100 doller reward for the return of the mask, and free tickets to a concert. **CLICK ON THE PIC TO ENLARGE IT** |
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| Ward Anderson's straitness. Rumors have it, and we all believe it, that Ward has lost his straitness in 7th grade when he was getting change for gym class, and violently raped one of his class mates. Ward, please take your straitness back, Marlon's Aunt won't fuck you, but at least you'll stop hitting on The Sours | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| All kidding aside (Not really kidding, he's gay) where Ward, so you don't bitch because I'm revieling your gay secrets to the world, I'll promote your book on here... Ward wrote a book, and rumor has it (people that actually read) said that his book is funny, so here, its Ward Anderson's book. It would be bought at amazon.com or some shit like that. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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