Marlons' Aunt: Hello Mr. Big.
Reporter: How are you today?
Marlons' Aunt: I'm fine. I just got back from an appointment.
Reporter: Really? What kind of appointment.
Marlons' Aunt: I had to go the the gynocologist.
Reporter: Oh, what did he/she say?
Marlons' Aunt: Well I went in for a PAP SMERE and well he just kept pulling stuff out.
Reporter: Stuff? Like what?
Marlons' Aunt: Well, he found a parking meter in there... i was trying to suck the quarters out of it just so i could get a small fix.
Reporter: Okay that a little bit odd, but okay, I expect it from a dirty fucking crack whore like yourself.
Marlons' Aunt: Oh Mr. Big, I love it when you talk dirty to me. Take me now!!!
Reporter: Maybe later, I have some more questions to ask you.
Marlons' Aunt: Okay Mr. Big, finish so I can finish you.
Reporter: Moveing on... I heard that you went to the hospital to get something removed, is that correct?
Marlons' Aunt: Yes, yes it is. I had to get my penis removed.
Reporter: YOUR PENIS!??!?!
Marlons' Aunt: yes, my penis. I had a big black on super glued and duct taped to my ass so I could please my favorite and most frequent customer. I really can't remember his name. He wanted me to strap on a dildo and fuck his loose asshole, but I forgot all of my many many strap-ons, so he gave me his 12 and a half inch black dildo, with matching flesh balls to attach to my skin. He wanted me to put it on, and just pound away in his ass. It was a fucking party in there, and everybody was invited.
Reporter: It's if he wanted you to fuck his ass. Why did you end up glueing it to your ass? Wouldn't you of put the apparatus on your front side, or even your forhead?.
Marlons' Aunt: ...Well, it's pretty simply really. He loves to ride big black man cock, so I decided to kill 2 birds with one stone. The local bum asked me for a favor, I owed him one when he brought my comatose limp body into his carboard box, so I started to ride the bum. He [the bum]was on this kid's little racecar bed, on top of his pokEmon sheets, and well with the big black cock just poping up into the air, up and down, down and up, side to side... all of a sudden he yelled, "screw the K-Y Jelly, here I come!!!" as he leaped on to my cock, so it was the bum on the bottom, me in the middle, and him on top. Don't worry, I'll send pictures to the site really really soon.
Reporter: I'm... Uh... I'm fucking speechless, in all my 25 years on this job, I was never so ashamed to say I know somebody, but today I am, and it's you. Your a dirty skanky crack whore!
Marlons' Aunt: Your point?
Reporter: My point is that your a home reckin' fucking slut. You broke up families. You gave half of Jersey crabs, and a hand full of them Hepatitus A, B, and there were even a few cases of you giving them C!
*Our reporter had to go through many long months of therapy after this interview, he'll be returning with us soon, hopefully.