Marlons' Aunt FAQ page

1. Who is Marlons' Aunt?
      She is a fictional character that I created when I was sitting on my ass with nothing to do.

2. Where did she get the name Marlons' Aunt?
      She got her name when she was a little school girl slut in peru playing truth or dare, when she was dared to fuck a fish; so while being drunk, stoned, high on lsd and coke, they started to call her Marlons' Aunt.

3. Who is Marlons?
      There is nobody, that I know of, named Marlons' I am not changeing the name for legal reasons.

4. Why is she Peruvian?
      Why not... this isnt anything against Peru or Peruvians, it's just the first nationallity I could think of.

5. How did she get her reputation?
      She got her reputation bye sucking dick, being a slut, fucking anything with an extra limb to spair, doing drugs, and sucking cock for coke and stoges.

6. When did she lose her virginity?
      Marlons' Aunt lost her virginity at age 12 in Peru, when she needed a few pesos to get a pack of cigerettes in the local store.

7. How?
      She walked up to a Peruvian prison and asked for money. They all threw in a few pesos each, as they gangbanged her, filling her with cum from head to toe.

8. How much head can you get with only one gram of coke?
      Untill you cum.

9. How much head can you get with only 1 pack of Neport cigerettes?
      See number 8

10. How did she make it to America?
      Marlons' Aunt got to America by sucking off a taxi cab driver for coke. She took so much that she ended up blacking out in the back of the taxi covered in cum. The cab drove all the way to Mexico, where the cabbie threw Marlons' Aunt onto the street. Wandering down the dusty streets, she sucked off numerous Mexican men, because their brown penises reminded her of the ones back in Peru. Finally, one farmer who was desperate to bust a nut threw her into his wagon, and had her suck him while his son drove the couple over the border. Once in America, Marlons' Aunt heard about the American men with their gigantic penises and unlimited amount of cock, and she decided to stay.

11. But how did Marlons' Aunt make to New Jersey?
      Marlons' aunt heard about how Jersey was the most densely populated state in America. SHe figured that that meant lots penis, drugs, and cigarettes. So, with the help of a airplane pilot, she sucked her way to New Jersey, via the mile high club. Unfortunately, when starting to land in Newark Airport, the captain became so enthralled by what Marlons' Aunt was doing with her toothless mouth, that he lost control of the plane, and it smashed down in the middle of the lake in West Hudson Park where a few panda bear ducks broke her fall.

12. What is Marlons' Aunt's sexual preference?
      Marlons' aunt likes anything with an extra limb to spare. That means, men, women, transvestites, horses, any other thing you can think of. If she can fuck it, she will.

13. Is Marlons' Aunt single?
      Currently, Marlons' Aunt is single but is looking for a man who can help her get her citizenship. She would also like to have children one day so that she can start a professional whore house.

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