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who: Mike Richards [aka.'Jackass', and I had that name
WAY before the show.]
what: Mostly man, the rest is composed of some mutated
sturgen.
when: April 17, 1982 which would make me 18, almost 19.
where: St. Paul, MN
why: 1 word: beer.
how: That is still unknown... Where the fuck is that sturgen
from!?


Contact:
aim: questions3master
email: lordmaul@excite


Hobbies:
- reading
- writing
- DnD
- computer graphics
- bitching


Position:
- Co-Webmaster
- Porn star
- Offical smart-ass of the world.


Addictions:
- Procrastination
- SNOOD "I FUCKING HATE the game!"
- DnD, yes I'm a geek, and damn proud.
- Beer
- Pop
- My computers

- Photoshop
- Web Design, and Questions 3
- All kinds of music EXCEPT counttry.
- Lesbian Strippers
- Crack


What pisses me off:
- People that say they like all kinds off
music, but they don't like bluegrass
or roots or regaee. I hate those
people.

- Insomnia

- Reality shows, except Temptation
Island.

- All boy bands, the members of those baands, and what they
stand for.

- The fact that I went to FreeCondoms.com, earned enough
points to get 50 free condoms, and I can promice you I will
never use any of them. At least for their intended use, I was
thinking of making some sort of boat or mobile out of them.


Off the wall facts:
- I once pulled a accendental shitty
(a 360 degree rotation in a car) with 5
people in my car. It was fun.

- I am a Jackass.

- I have a ticklish ass. Normally I
wouldn't tell anyone that, but seeing
as SOMEONE made sure that everyone
knew that, I decided to share that.

- My middle name is very similar to my
last name. Again, I wouldn't mention
that but the same SOMEONE made
sure everyone knew exactly what it is,
so if you MUST know, ask her.

- I watch Mike watch John blow goats.

Tattoos, body piercings, etc.?
- 1 Piercing. If you don't know where itt is, you don't know who
I am.
- no tattoos ... YET.


~Jackass



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