| ..Leah's Lair: With Your Misty-Eyed Hostess, Leah |
| Prove Your Ignorance |
| The Crux Of It All |
| So you're slobbering at your computer, surfing the 'net instead of doing whatever it is that you're supposed to be doing, then stumble into my lair, eh? I have no idea why you would be interested in this site but, hey voyeur, obviously you aren't doing anything useful with your time; might as well waste it here. |
| I cannot guarantee your experience here will contain warm fuzzies, epiphanies, happy thoughts, nor anything which may cause you to jump out of your chair and give your loved one a friendly wedgie. However, if you should leave here feeling even a small sense of satisfaction, well then, consider yourself easily amused. |
| Now, follow me deep, deeper, c'mon, deeper... HEY! Where ya going? Git yer buttocks back over here and scurry into my lair! I'm trying to set a tone here, and you're over there prancing around, Riverdancing like a crazed banshee! |
| To send me an E-mail, kindly remove "your head from your ass" |
| Sometimes, I just can't be bothered... |
| LikMroUgH: u lokin for a guy Me: What do you think? LikMroUgH: yes Me: Why do you suppose that, I ponder? LikMroUgH: 21 male tulsa Me: How exciting for you. LikMroUgH: and u Me: Yeah, I just said I was excited for you. Stay with me here. LikMroUgH: ok ur age and location Me: Are you guessing, or am I? LikMroUgH: u tell me what u are Me: I am a delicate eggshell. LikMroUgH: tell who u are please Me: I thought I just did. This is getting to be too complicated. LikMroUgH: ur age ur loctaion Me: Yes, I am of age; Yes, I am lactating. LikMroUgH: are u really Me: Am I really what? Me: Why all the hard questions?? LikMroUgH: where do u live Me: It's hard to explain. LikMroUgH: tell me Me: Nosy Bastard ... Well, it's a very small cottage. LikMroUgH: in what town Me: It's a tiny town; you've prolly never heard of it. "Mothergoose Village"? Me: Guess not. |
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