JYLES
8 O'CLOCK, MONDAY NIGHT AND I'M WAITIN'
TO TALK TO MY GIRL, A LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN ME
HER NAME IS SYLVIA, SHE'S A GOTH WITH DARK MAKEUP
THE TEACHERS CALL HER "TROUBLED" I DUNNO WHAT THAT MEANS

BUT WHEN SHE WALKS
ALL THE WIND BLOWS AND THE ANGELS SING
NOW SHE'S WALKING WITH ME!

CAUSE SHE IS READING BAD POEMS
SHE GOES FOR TOUGH GUYS
LISTENIN' TO RAP METAL
TURNTABLES IN HER EYES

IT'S LIKE A BAD MOVIE
WHEN THEY SEE HER WITH ME
IF YOU WERE ME, THEN YOU'D BE
SCREAMIN' "SOMEONE SHOOT ME!"
AS I FAIL MISERABLY
TRYIN' TO KEEP MY GIRL FROM WHAT THOSE BAD GUYS WANT
IT'S MY GIRL ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT!

SHE LIKES LINKIN' PARK AND I LIKE ALL THE CLASSICS
HER CD CHANGER'S FULL OF SINGERS THAT ARE MAD AT THEIR DAD
SHE SAYS SHE'D LIKE TO SNATCH SOME CIGARRETTES OR "BOOZE"
I HOPE SHE KNOWS THAT I'M THE BEST SHE'LL EVER HAVE...

AND WHEN SHE WALKS
ALL THE WIND BLOWS AND THE ANGELS SING
I'M RELIEVED THAT SHE'S WALKING WITH ME!

CAUSE SHE IS READING BAD POEMS
SHE GOES FOR TOUGH GUYS
LISTENIN' TO RAP METAL
TURNTABLES IN HER EYES

SHE LIKES 'EM WITH LEATHER JACKETS
AND A RACETRACK SEASON PASS
DRIVIN' IN A MOTORCYCLE
DOES A TATOO MAKE A MAN?

IT'S LIKE A BAD MOVIE
WHEN THEY SEE HER WITH ME
IF YOU WERE ME THEN YOU'D BE
SCREAMIN' "SOMEONE SHOOT ME!"
AS I FAIL MISERABLY
TRYIN' TO KEEP MY GIRL FROM WHAT THE BAD GUYS WANT!
SHE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE BAD GUYS WANT!
(repeated twice)

THERE SHE GOES AGAIN
WITH FISHNETS ON, AND DREADLOCKS IN HER HAIR
IT DRIVES ME CRAZY, THE IMAGE SHE'S CREATED
ALL THEY REALLY WANT IS TO SEE HER NAKED!

CAUSE SHE IS READING BAD POEMS
SHE GOES FOR TOUGH GUYS
LISTENIN' TO RAP METAL
TURNTABLES IN HER EYES
I CAN'T WEAR A JACKET
AND I AINT GOT NO MOTORCYCLE
DUNNO IF I CAN SAVE HER...

IT'S LIKE A BAD MOVIE
WHEN THEY SEE HER WITH ME
IF YOU WERE ME, THEN YOU'D BE
SCREAMIN "SOMEONE SHOOT ME!"
AS I FAIL MISERABLY
TRYIN' TO KEEP MY GIRL FROM WHAT THE BAD GUYS WANT

SHE'S THE GIRL ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT!
(repeated 8 times)