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Welcome...

...to what I hope will one day become the manliest web site on the internet.  Have fun looking around, and yes, it is still under construction, and probably will be for a while, knowing me.  Keep coming back, and send me any comments and/or suggestions that can help me improve the site.

Oh, by the way, this web site sucks.  A lot.

Click here if you've ever had a song stuck in your head.

Click here for some not-quite funny, almost-amuzing conversations between human and computer.

LATEST NEWS

6/22/04 - Scrapped the quotes page today. I figured there may not be enough manly quotes to make it worthwhile, so instead I switched it to a page based on general manliness in real life. Check it out by clicking the "manly today" link, or if you're too manly to even bother looking to the top of the page, click here.

6/21/04 - Added the manly quotes page today. Click on the link in the top left, or here. Why say something manly, when someone else has already said it manlier?

5/18/04 - Made yet another addition, this time of manly ways to end your life. Email me at [email protected].

5/10/04 - Began the crusade against a serious yet little known debilitating mental illness. ah...aH...AH...MANLY! Gesundheit.

4/11/04 - Check out the ingenious list of ways to describe actions whilst rhyming said actions with a phrase portraying the fact of your own exposed genitals, here.

12/08/01 - Remembered I had a web site today, and decided to take another crack at not forgetting to update it.  Also I went to a bar, hit on my best friend's girlfriend, and came home alone, only to watch Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey on dvd.  I'm thinking manly.

12/30/00 - The first section of this site to be completed will be the links section.  If I can't provide the men of this world with my full page, at least I can give them a bunch of really cool links.  Fuck, I just spilled rum all over my pants.  I'd better start wringing them out, back into the cup.  Manliness is a way of life.

12/27/00 - I figured out how to change the link colors, changed stome stuff around, got drunk, looked at some porn, did your mom, and remembered to take the sock out of my pants today.  Can anyone say, "manly"?

12/26/00 - I put up the web site yesterday, got drunk, and fell asleep with a sock in my pants.  Manly?  I'd say so.

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