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Have you ever wanted to rhyme a physical action with a witty synonym for your genitals?

Well then, you've come to the right place. A buddy and I came up with the following list of ways to tell someone what you're doing, what you will be doing, what you have done, etc. while also letting them know that your genitals were exposed during said action.

Please note that our personal favorites are located towards the top, while our least favorite are to be found near the end of the list. Enjoy!

MASTER LIST

1 Bikini (or fellini) out with my zucchini out
2 Laughed out with my shaft out
3 Mellow out with my fellow out
4 Punk out with my junk out
5 Camp out with my little champ out
6 Check her out with my pecker out
7 Cube out with my pubes out
8 Doodle out with my noodle out
9 Hustle out with my love muscle out
10 Jam out with my ham out
11 Paint out with my taint out
12 Smooch out with my gooch out
13 Spooge out with my luge out
14 Spoon it out with my unit out
15 Squirm out with my worm out
16 Straggle out with my fraggle out
17 Tickle out with my pickle out
18 Tinkle out with my scrotum wrinkle out
19 Walk out with my stalk out
20 Cool out with my tool out
21 Crack out with my sack out
22 Eat her out with my peter out (shout out to Nicole)
23 Hang out with my wang out (thank you Stiffler)
24 Log out with my frog out
25 Make out with my snake out
26 Pass out with my ass out
27 Rock out with my cock out (thanks again Stiffler)
28 Ate out with my prostate out
29 Bad out with my hanging chad out
30 Benz out with my vas deferens out
31 Black out with my sack out
32 Blank out with my frank out
33 Blot out with my G-spot out
34 Bronson out with my schwanson out
35 Bump out with my rump out
36 Bust out with my nuts out
37 Call out with my balls out
38 Chill out with my drill out
39 Close out with my hose out
40 Come out with my bum out
41 Conned out with my wand out
42 Cop out with my slop out
43 Dance out with my lance out
44 Douse out with my trouser mouse out
45 Dry out with my brown eye out
46 Dyke out with my spike out
47 Eat out with my meat out
48 Fake out with my tube steak out
49 Flair out with my ball hair out
50 Flake out with my steak out
51 Flip out with my tip out
52 Freak out with an ass cheek out
53 Germinate her out with my little terminator out
54 Gong out with my Schlong out
55 Grossed out with my post out
56 Hanker out with my ankle spanker out
57 Jog out with my Lincoln Log out
58 Join out with my groin out
59 Knock it out with my rocket out
60 Lone her out with my boner out
61 Lube out with my tube out
62 Lucked out with my efferent duct out
63 Mail out with my snail out
64 Malice out with my phallus out
65 Nod out with my rod out
66 Ooze out with my fuse out
67 Peace out with my piece out
68 Peel out with my moray eel out
69 Peer out with my spear out
70 Pick out with my dick out
71 Pig out with my twig out
72 Pimp out with my chimp out
73 Pout out with my boy scout out
74 Puff out with my muff out
75 Pull out with my bull out
76 Push out with my bush out
77 Rode out with my choad out
78 Roll out with my bunghole out
79 Roll out with my tadpole out
80 Rub out with my nub out
81 Rule out with my jewels out
82 Run out with my gun out
83 Scope out with my rope out
84 Section out with my erection out
85 Shout out with my sprout out
86 Sing out with my thing out
87 Skate out with my first mate out
88 Ski out with my wee wee out
89 Skip out with my whip out
90 Slam her out with my jackhammer out
91 Slid out with my squid out
92 Smack her out with my tallywacker out
93 Spank her out with my wanker out
94 Spell it out with my purple helmet out
95 Spin out with my dolphin out
96 Spread out with my head out
97 Stand out with my gland out
98 Stick out with my prick out
99 Stood out with my manhood out
100 Strike out with my tyke out
101 Tan out with my glans out
102 Think out with my dink out
103 Toss out with my (lil') boss out
104 Tough out with my stuff out
105 Trackage out with my package out
106 Trickle out with my Don Rickle out
107 Triple out with my dangling participle out
108 Trundle out with my grundle out
109 Try out with my little guy out
110 Vote out with my scrote out
111 Wagon out with my dragon out
112 Watch out with my crotch out
113 Weed out with my seed out
114 Whig out with my fig out
115 Whored out with my cord out
116 Wimp out with my blimp out
117 Win out with my foreskin out
118 Wipe out with my pipe out
119 Zone out with my bone out
120 Back out with my yack out
121 Barge out with my sarge out
122 Beg out with my third leg out
123 Bicycle out with my seminal vesicle out
124 Burst out with my Bratwurst out
125 Call me out with my salami out
126 Chuck out with my beef truck out
127 Clock out with my buttock out
128 Cut out with my butt out
129 Dig out with my pig out
130 Drop out with my prop out
131 Gag out with my bag out
132 Go out with my yoyo out
133 Lay out with my display out
134 Print out with my splint out
135 Rest these out with my testes out
136 Sell out with my sperm cell out
137 Toss it out with my leaky faucet out
138 Wear it out with my carrot out
139 Yawn out with my pawn out
140 Bored out with my gourd out
141 Computer out with my sperm shooter out
142 Dismember (or remember) out with my member out
143 Flow out with my mojo out
144 Get out with my pet out
145 Glitter out with my shitter out (kinda gross)
146 Millennium out with my perineum out
147 Point her out with my pointer out
148 Rub one out with my sticky bun out
149 Swerve out with my nerve out
150 Zen out with my pen out

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