The internet is only designed for one reason: for ass-holes like me to have a mouth. I started sending stupid e-mails to chums some time last year, but these e-mails became increasingly popular so I literally thought "fuck it, lets do a webpage".
So thats where this website comes in - it basically storage for all my previously sent e-mails.
Also, laugh all you want at the shite grammar and spelling. Notice any errors? Well done 'el spoffio. Incase you haven't already noticed, this site isn't for the easily offended, or anybody who hosts my webpage. You have been warned. Poorly.
As many will tell you, I am one hell of a generous bugger. Not only does this webpage contain my best k-mails, but also... picutres, some movie and music reviews and a some crap about my gang: The mottley crewe! Now read what I've written or go to hell.
So there