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Well fair play darragh he played the waiting game one night in town, in The Coal Quay and later in The Quad, where afterwards Darragh had to fend off offers to walk the lady home.. more so as they knew that Darragh was planning to pounce! Anyway He never quiet made it home that night, but had a very develish grin on his face the following evening.. seemed this Czech girl ( Who we may add is very nice both in looks and personality dept) lured him in for tea. ( He doesn't drink tea ! )And all we know is he had problems walking the following morning !!!! Go on ya slapper !!!!! Fair Play ;)
Well Daz gave her a VERY close run for her money but the as the song goes "... the female of the species is more deadlier than the male.. " Well she has lured into her seductive web.. An Insurance Manager, a Future Pub Owner and one of The Dowd Brothers... and all are older men. One particular night she even had two of em close to fighting in Havana Browns.. CLASSY BIRD or what !!! Whether "anything" has happened so far is unknown.. not even our best spy's and informants have gleamed any info on that.. not even the little nicknames she has for em.. I mean if Alo ( Who has never been caught in a compromising position with Sabrina) christened Mr Pnumatic.. imagine what they must be called. Hopefully we can update you a little more on Sabrina's conquests and nocturnal activities.. BUT I wouldn't hold my breath.. shes a sly one our Joan.. I mean where does she REALLY go when she vanish's during a night out !! Hmmm think on that one folks for a while ?
Well Darragh is definatly Slapper Of The Week due to his activities in Reardens last week with a certain girl from Qumas as well as his antics at "The No. 20 Kenley Road Summer BBQ 2002"... well its more due to his war cry before he went on the prowl... which will go down in History as a classic statement.. which only a select few know ... namely Alo, Hal and Jackson. Well done Daz !!! You were pretty worn down after the weekend.... what a hard .... life you have.
Only 4 people were eligable for this award and those special people were Alo, Daz, Maz, and Joan while they were on a Slapper Holiday in The Sun... They spent an amazing week in the lovely sun drenched island of Tenerife. The weather was lovely the food was just as amazing and DE CRAIC was might in the pubs...."Big fish little fish cardboard box", "Is everybody happy ?..... U bet de F*&K we are !!!! ".... you had to be there !!!.... ;) Anyway a pact was made over a few vodka's and baily's in the departure lounge in Cork Airport before we left that "What happens on holiday's....STAYS on Holidays..!!!! Sorry Jew... You'll have to torture her to get any info !!!. Some censored photo's will be made availabe ....................... The Sun Slappers will ride again.........
As this site has been forgotten since last April... many would be winners of this prestigeous award have missed out on their week of glory. Anyway I suppose we'll have to fill you in on the last year of hedonistic activities and spit swapping sprees (if any). Well some members of the PLC have come close to leaving the club, but to no avail, some left on one or two occasions but sadly had to return. Now only 2 of the founding 3 members are left :( ....despite trying on many occasions to fill the criteria necessary to leave the club !!! Well no real slappers at the moment most of the usual suspects have been recovering after a spree of Autumn Repeats and the drinking sessions that ensued after (and before !). But credit where credits due to Daz and Connor who have been fairly active over the last few months... we've lost track of the names of those involved (so we'll say anyway!). As for Joan...well who knows what she's been up to... it's always the quiet ones ! We may never find out ! But know this our spies are back on patrol again.... there's no club too far, no corner too dark, or no night too pissed that incidents will be forgotten - though they facts might be a little blurred but we dont care ! :)Alo and Cilla are no more so he joins Sabrina and Daz on the single scene... the Terrible 3 are back...(an attempted excursion by The 3 to Lapello's Lap Dancing Club failed due to it being closed, there were sighs of relief and tears ... Angels is next on the agenda !!!!) The ex-slappers of the group are still going and somehow have managed to reject and deny their slapper roots !!! - SHAME !!! Those mainly responsible have to be named and shamed for their settling ways - Slappa-Job & The Jew, Liz & Paul, Luscious & Structures, Petal and Hal. And by far the worst offenders have to be Danielle and Brian who have moved to Tipp, bought a house and had a lovey baby daughter - Rachel Welcome to the gang Rachel... you've a lot of catching up to do !!! Seriously though - From all the slappers congratulations on your new house and on Baby Rachel !!! .... the two of ye are still slappers at heart though !!
Well now that there will be a weekend of drink and slapper associated activities there should be no reason for the lack of candidate(s) for this award... It's time to score !!!!
First I was afraid I was petrified, At the ugly slapper that was lying by my side, I would've drunk a little less, I would've tried to keep my head. If I'd known for just one second you'd Assault me in your bed. I tried to go, walk out the door, But you've been sitting on my legs and I Can't feel them anymore, And now you're sitting on my face, My nose has vanished - not a trace, I only hope that you're big knickers aren't Made of liquorice lace, I want to go, I've got to leave, Before your fat and naked body makes me want to heave Only hope that no one saw me, Walking home with such a slut. God the things that you get up to when you're half cut. I can't believe, I'm lying here. It's all 'cos of that fucking evil drink that We call beer You can sod you beer goggles, shit I must Have been blind, To mistake that Hoover dam for a sexy young behind. Please let me go, I'm getting scared, There's nothing I can do to stop those ugly Breasts from being bared. I think that I must have been mad, God what Made me want to court her? With tits that look like Tesco bags I've just Filled up with water It's time to go, run out the door, She's started hinting she wants sex on her Dirty lino floor, I don't think there's anything worse Than the al-co-hol-ics curse.
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