A Slappers Paradise
(Under heavy construction)
Home | Biographies | Submit Gossip | Social Events | Latest News | The History
"Place Your Bets" | Slapper of the Week | Cocktail Corner | Top Ten Pubs | Look to the future | Pictures (temp location)

In The Beginning....

................Kenley had existed for some years but not as we knew it. Alo & Joan had lived in digs in 1st year, Daz lived at home. Maz was in another part of Kenley, Brian was in Tiffany Downs (near No. 63 - those who know, KNOW !) The rest were not on the scene at that stage. Then Alo, Daz, and Brian moved into 85 White oaks for 2 years.. a LOT of fun and stories happened in that house, and was the origin of the vast majority of the gossip and slapper activities in those early days. Who can forget Shamie, our very generous neighbour...hehehe.. and it was all free ! Oh happy days :)Even though their house was in White oaks, they still "lived" in Kenley. The original inhabitants of what would infamously become "The Girls House" No. 24 Kenley Road, were Joan, Maria,Emma,Danielle,Linda,and Liz (who joined the ranks in 2nd year) Then from time to time depending on who left was Katia from Germany, Sheila and then finally Cilla. It was then shortly after the initiation of "The Girls House" that the inter-slapping began (Of which we will go into further detail soon - it takes time to remember "Who did who?").

Then Brian left to join the cult of the chippies, Alo and Daz were heartbroken..... but they had loads of beer, and a few bottles of Alo's brandy and were ok then - well many shrinks may disagree, but they were as close to normal as those 2 could get ! The lads moved into Elm Park for a year with Dave Power, then found sanctuary in Granny's House - No.20 where they live to this day ! Danielle moved out of "The Girls House" and in with Brian - thus began their fall from grace in the eyes of the High Council of Slappers, they commited one of the most haneous crimes available - they became settled, had a baby and bought a house... we're waiting for the dog and the people carrier/estate ! It was at this stage that the short-term members of "The Girls House" moved in initially Katia, then Shelia and finally Cilla, who was the final person to move into No.24.

The Story Now....

Well Alo and Daz are still in No.20, as well as Structures and Spicky, as well as Zoltar and his vast and extended family - a more formal introduction to Zoltar will be made soon - when we find him ! "The Girls" left Kenley... and sadly moved to Dons Court. Why, is still a much debated topic among the intellectual and scientific community, scholars, theorists, drunk people and Taxi drivers. So that was Joan, Maria and Liz. Emma went off to live inside The Pale... where she resides still, well for the next college year anyway. Cilla stayed on in No.20 but could not take the new-comers for long, the tradition was destroyed... along with the rest of the house ! Cilla then moved in with her friends parents for the rest of the year on Melbourne Road.

Joan, Liz and Maria have now moved into a house befitting their new status as Graduates and holders of a BSc, they now inhabit a house in the far away lands of Ballintemple, where folk have strange way of speaking, and the B-Town bar and Kenley are far off memories. Joan misses her "Big Sausage" and the closeness of the Off-Licence...rumors have it that they have lost vast profits and staff lay-off's are looking likely... but its ok as Joan now has a car, a Micra, so she can now buy wine in bulk in Aldi !!!! Their profits are soaring.... a container a month from France is now being shipped solely for Joan. Liz had to leave "Betsy" go and now has a Fiesta, and Maz has a Rover 400, and Linda a Pug 206 (I think) "The Lads", left are still lagging behind.. definatly wouldn't make it as "Fiends" as they have no wheels Brian was the first and then Jack.. though there are rumour's that he'll be selling it. Emma is in Dublin still and Cilla's moved to Sligo to finish off her course.

Now what you've all been waiting for....The Juicy Bits !!

Well is is quite a complex web, which started almost as soon as "The Girls House" and "De Lads House" came into being. An attempt was made at one stage by non-biased members of the public who were not part of this intricked web of lust and passion (and drunkeness). These 2 mathematicians were the renowned "Jew" and Connor. They approached the task from a mathematical and scientific way of thinking, they decided that the best way forward was by way of an ERD (Entity Relationship Diagram) but afer a few days work, even they couldn't do this highly complex task. However tragedy struck and they were both dragged into the highly intricked web, from which there is no escape. The Jew is still with Maz aka Slappa Job, and, Connor went back to his temptress Sabrina for a second time.. will lightning strike 3 times ???? - who know's, with the Kenley Krew anything can happen at anytime. We may have to call on Connor again to help with attempting to do this task again.... Regardless it will be up soon !! It should be VERY good and interesting, even though somewhat embarrasing for those invloved ! :)

Disclaimer (the real one) : This site is just for fun and is not meant to offend in any way.If there is any content that you find offensive or if you have experienced any technical difficulties then please contact the Administrator / Technical Guru. If you have any ideas or suggestions for any present or future pages/content please contact the Creative Genius.

Hosted by www.Geocities.ws

1