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"Justin’s treasure can be another person’s trash!"

Joke of the Day!

(Well, whenever I can be bothered updating it!)

Brain Teasers!

Puzzles and optical illusions to test if you are still "compos mentis"!

Secret Life Of Jus!

Take a stroll down memory lane with me…

SFC Camp 2000

Kodak® moments from Wilson's Promontory!

VCP Ball 2000

Kodak® moments from Lincoln of Toorak!

Peanuts

My tribute to ol' Sparky! "Good Grief!"

Land Of Wuz

Ooh, they've got originality, living with a split personality! They're the Wuzzles, yeah yeah!!

Duckman

"You thrust your pelvis!" Jason Alexander at his wackiest best!

Seinfeld

"No soup for you!" Odd tit-bits and moments to reminisce!

Dawson's Creek

Dawson’s Creek paraphernalia. Includes Episode Guide! "I don't want to wait…"

Felicity

A comprehensive guide to Felicity Porter's uni trials and tribulations! "Dear Sally…"

Cold Feet

Episode guide to the hilarious UK thirty-something comedy drama. "Fancy a shag?"

ER

Check out the brilliant medico-drama series that never misses a beat! Visit it, STAT!

Hawk Talk!

We're a happy team at Hawthorn…! The season in review and the club's history! Plus: the ultimate cumulative AFL Ladder, and a critic's (moi!) review of "The Footy Show"!

Anyone for Cricket?

A special page devoted to Michael Bevan, plus a "simple" guide to the complicated Duckworth-Lewis method!

All Hacks FC

Follow the trials and tribulations of a suburban indoor soccer team…

Discography

More prestigious than any Billboard or ARIA chart, is Justin's all-time Top 50 singles chart!

Shakespeare's Alley

Sit back, grab a coffee and relax… It's story time!

Acknowledgments

If you think you should be included in this list, talk to my lawyer!

Chocolate!

"Is chocolate physiologically or psychologically addictive?"

Merry Christmas!

"Yes, Virginia, There is a Santa Claus" - for all those Santa skeptics, "Bah Humbug"!

Golden Ratio

Find out more about mathematics' most aesthetically pleasing ratio…

Lest We Forget

We will never forget the tragic events that changed the world forever…

Pharmacists Watch!

"Hi-dilly-ho! Here's the A-list of the pharmacy community!"

(This segment is proudly supported by AusPharmList - as posted on 07/04/2004)

www.auspharmlist.net

Kate Carnell - former ACT Chief Minister (1995-2000)

Dame Agatha Christie (1890-1976) - all-time best-selling British crime-fiction writer

Jane Crafter - former professional Australian LPGA golfer, turned pro in 1980

Ian Craig O.A.M. - former Australian Test cricketer (1952-1958), youngest Australian Test captain (1957-58)

Sir Edward "Weary" Dunlop (1907-1993) - World War II Army surgeon, Australian legend

Ned Flanders - owner of "The Leftorium", most eligible bachelor in Springfield (The Simpsons)

Mort Goldman - local pharmacist in Quahog (Family Guy)

Kade Harvey - former domestic cricketer (Western Warriors all-rounder) (1994-2005)

Andrea Henriques - Brazilian water polo player

Xavier Herbert (1901-1984) - prolific Australian writer, Miles Franklin Literary Award winner (1975)

Pat Howard - former rugby union "Wallaby", former Super 12 player (ACT Brumbies)

Geoff Jansz - celebrity chef, host of "Fresh" (culinary TV series)

Geraint Jones - England cricketer (wicket-keeper) (2004-), pharmacy technician

John Lea & William Perrins - inventors of Worcestershire Sauce (1838)

Scott McLaren - James Hird's "disgraceful" AFL umpire, AFL Grand Final field umpire (1999, 2001, 2005, 2008)

Des Meagher - former VFL footballer (1966-76), Hawthorn premiership player (1971)

Walter Mikac - co-founder of The Alannah and Madeline Foundation

Dr John Stith Pemberton (1831-1888) - inventor of Coca-Cola

Kevon Pierre - 2006 Commonwealth Games 200m athlete (Trinidad & Tobago), pharmacy student

Michael Toon - 2004 Olympic Games rowing bronze medallist (men's coxed eights)

Daniel Vettori - New Zealand international cricketer (left arm spinner), pharmacy course on hold

Darryl Wakelin - AFL footballer, Port Adelaide premiership player (2004), former VCP student

Mike Walsh O.B.E. - Australian TV icon, studied pharmacy at university

George Williams - local pharmacist in Wisteria Lane (Desperate Housewives), played by Roger Bart

John Worsfold - AFL coach (West Coast), premiership captain (1992, 1994), premiership coach (2006)

Comments please!

Know any more pharmacy celebrities? Dob-in-a-druggie now!

Constructive or abusive comments appreciated at:

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What's in a Name?

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"In its darkest hour, the human spirit will triumph over adversity"

Justin’s Jungle of Junk!

Salutations from Melbourne, Australia! You have stumbled across a mockery of a website, which I am proud to say, captures the essence of the eccentric (some may say deranged) world that I call, "The Secret Life of Jus"!

Welcome to a twisted domain where Snoopy is worshipped and Peanuts is recognised as an official religion. Not that there's anything wrong with that!

Established since the dawn of the new millennium, this humble (some may say primitive) website pledges to uphold the highest standards of professionalism, netiquette … yada yada yada.

Before I get prosecuted for "borrowing" certain sections, please visit the acknowledgments page to thank the "generous" corporations (in no particular order), who could surely spare a few images and slabs of hypertext to a poor soul like yours truly. Thank you, please come again!

Tucows has reviewed this site and given it a 5 cow rating! Quality approved website! (The cheque’s in the mail guys!)

What’s New!!!

17/01/2007

We pay tribute to our hero, Michael Bevan, on announcing his retirement from first-class cricket. Thanks for the wonderful memories…

06/08/2006

All Hacks FC: "We are the champions … of the world Division 4!" One more step at a time…

29/12/2004

Today marks Justin's Jungle's 5th anniversary! With over 31,578 hits (17.28 hits per day), Justin gives special thanks to everyone who visited my site via serendipity or otherwise! See you in 2005!

05/09/2004

All Hacks FC: "We are the champions … of the world Division 6!" One step at a time…

14/04/2004

To my fellow colleagues, thank you all for contributing to the Pharmacists Watch segment! Visit the ultimate Australian Pharmacy Forum at: www.auspharmlist.net

06/04/2004

We salute Michael Bevan on a tremendous international cricket career, after being unceremoniously and cruelly axed from the Australian one-day cricket squad.

14/01/2004

Once the flagship of Channel Ten's youth-orientated programming, Dawson's Creek series finale airs today - relegated to daytime TV, alongside imported soap dramas, talk shows, infomercials and weight-loss ads. Farewell Capeside!

29/12/2003

Today marks Justin's Jungle's 4th anniversary! With over 21,448 hits (14.68 hits per day), Justin gives special thanks to everyone who visited my site via serendipity or otherwise! See you in 2004!

22/05/2003

After four brilliant seasons, the final episode of Felicity airs tonight at midnight. If you missed an episode due to Channel Seven's ludicrous scheduling of such a fantastic drama, then what are you waiting for?

29/12/2002

Today marks Justin's Jungle's 3rd anniversary! With over 15,185 hits (13.85 hits per day), Justin gives special thanks to everyone who visited my site via serendipity or otherwise! See you in 2003 - the year of the Freshwater!

24/08/2002

A forgettable season 2002 will surely be remembered as Hawthorn's annus horribilis. Check out Robert Walls' harsh, but fair assessment of Hawthorn's terrible season at Hawk Talk. You have to be cruel to be kind…

21/08/2002

Dawson's Creek enters its fifth season, where teen angst has been replaced with indiscreet promiscuity. Bring it on!

27/07/2002

Follow the (many) trials and (few) tribulations of a suburban indoor soccer team at: The Official All Hacks FC Website

02/07/2002

The Secret Life Of Jus! Take a stroll down memory lane with me…

29/06/2002

Find out more about mathematics' most aesthetically pleasing ratio, the Golden Ratio!

11/03/2002

Six months after the tragic events of September 11, 2001, Justin's Jungle pays a tribute to the heroic pharmacists involved in the massive rescue efforts.

21/02/2002

By popular demand (Ok, requested by one individual!), a puzzles page to stump the old noggin'!

12/02/2002

For all chocoholics out there, including yours truly, you must read: "Is chocolate physiologically or psychologically addictive?"

30/01/2002

Praise our hero, Michael Bevan, on yet another match-winning performance. Read more about one of cricket's greatest innings.

29/12/2001

Today marks Justin's Jungle's 2nd anniversary! With over 5465 hits (7.48 hits per day), Justin gives special thanks to everyone who visited my site via serendipity or otherwise! See you in 2002 - the year of the Outback and the Mountains!

24/11/2001

Season's Greetings! The ultimate proof that Santa Claus does exist: "Yes, Virginia, There is a Santa Claus"

11/11/2001

Remembrance day. Time also to reflect on Hawthorn's season 2001 at Hawk Talk!

26/06/2001

ER has outlasted every medico-drama series released onto the small screen with the simple formulae of fallible characters, great drama and a superb cast. Check out the episode guides!

19/05/2001

Dawson's Creek is well into its fourth season on the small screen. Relive the moments as Dawson and co. ride the merry-go-round that we know as "life".

12/05/2001

Cold Feet is well into its third season on the small screen. Relive the hilarious and heart-wrenching moments of this brilliant UK thirty-something comedy drama.

29/12/2000

Today marks Justin's Jungle's 1st anniversary! With over 1741 hits (4.76 hits per day), even my humble expectations have been exceeded! Thanks to all those who visited my site. See you in the New Year - the year of the Volunteer!

08/11/2000

Read some of my favourite Writing Folio pieces at Shakespeare's Alley!

27/05/2000

Another exclusive (another rip-off!): Season Three Dawson's Creek Episode Guide! Check this out for a sneak preview of upcoming episodes!

27/02/2000

"Duckman" pages are now up (containing 0% original information - zero is still a percent!)!

17/02/2000

Justin's Jungle is in mourning over the untimely death of its inspiration, Charles M. Schulz. Justin will take an indefinite break to overcome the loss of such a creative, gifted person.

02/02/2000

A tribute to the "Wuzzles" is up. Relive one of Disney's classics at "The Land Of Wuz"!

29/01/2000

Today marks the 1st month "Justin's Jungle" has been on the net! Yippee! No litigation, no subpoenas!! This humble site has received 366 hits during its inaugural month (11.81 hits per day)!

28/01/2000

Dawson's Creek Season Three premieres next Thursday night. Stay home or set your VCRs for that one! In the meantime, I have for you Dawson's Creek fanatics, a comprehensive Dawson's Creek Episode Guide from the WB.

06/01/2000

"Giddy up!" Prepare to be astounded by the Seinfeld tribute pages.

04/01/2000

Sulk! The final Peanuts cartoon strip is published today in US newspapers. Check out the final strip at the "Tribute to Peanuts" page.

29/12/1999

The birth of "Justin's Jungle!"

Milestones!!!

Justin's Jungle celebrates one monumental milestone after another! May there be more hits to come!

30/08/2009 - 50,000 hits (14.16 hits per day)!
12/07/2007 - 45,000 hits (16.35 hits per day)!
06/06/2006 - 40,000 hits (17.01 hits per day)!
30/05/2005 - 35,000 hits (17.69 hits per day)!
22/07/2004 - 30,000 hits (18.00 hits per day)!
10/04/2004 - 25,000 hits (15.98 hits per day)!
13/09/2003 - 20,000 hits (14.77 hits per day)!
21/12/2002 - 15,000 hits (13.79 hits per day)!
03/08/2002 - 10,000 hits (10.55 hits per day)!
27/05/2002 - 08,888 hits (10.10 hits per day)!
17/12/2001 - 05,000 hits (06.95 hits per day)!
01/07/2000 - 01,000 hits (05.41 hits per day)!

 

 

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