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| The Bush That Lit the Night Sky | Humor | *New* God and Halloween mixed into one story - it guarantees no one is going to read this. |
| Of Tazers, Cow-Venom, and Toothbrushes | Humor | *New* Who do I want the president to be? |
| Hedgehog-Shattering Speed | Humor | *New* What would you do if you were about to die? |
| The Forty-Third of February | Humor | What was my birthday was changed into the catastrophic forty-third of February... |
| Platinum Government Class Mail | Humor | "Here I sit, picking the bacteria out of my pores..." |
| Terrence, the Talking Banana | Humor | Who says you can't invent catchy new sports? |
| Dirge of the Wanderer | Self-Reflection | Here's a little look at why my English grade was, and still is, crap. |
| Cerulean Dust | Fiction | I can't give an accurate description yet. |
| Halls of Abandonment | Humor - Speech | Have you ever realized how anti-democratic schools are? |
| Turbid Slogans | Humor - Speech | I make fun of several companies' advertizement slogans. |
| Signet | Non-Fiction | Yeah, it's about a... vivid memory. How 'bout that? |
| Ton Ami (Ou Parasite?) | Fiction | A story that doesn't make a whole lot of sense, but at least it's filled with emotion. |
| Read It | Fantasy (Discontinued) | There is a disturbance... but who caused it? Or what? |