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Welcome!!! These are the jokes that Dr. Joek has collected. The following jokes have other variations and are told as to way they were presented when I heard them. So enjoy!!! Remember!!! These Jokes are not to be taken offensively...besides...i did not make these up...i only heard them. I will be updating new jokes every week (hopefully)...

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Common Joeks
includes:
-Lawyer Joeks
-Blonde Joeks
-Pick-Up Lines
-Punch-Lines
-Pollock Joeks

Classic Joeks (Warning!!!Some Joeks may contain Explicit Topics)
(these are jokes that were kept alive between me and my friends since I was in middle school; these jokes must be told in a certain way to get the full impact, so the following jokes are only the structure of it....)

Test of Faith
There were three guys who met in a bar. A Muslim, Buddist, and a Christian. They were all getting along until the topic of who's religion is most true. So then they decided to test each other's faith and drew straws on who will go first (the Muslim was first). The challenge was to jump off the roof of the building and then they were to pray to their god. If they get saved from falling, then their religion is the one and true one. The Muslim was first. Being all confident, he jumped off the roof and began praying to his god..."Allah...Allah...Allah............Allah....Allah...Allah...Allah...Allah...Allah...(just when he's close to hitting the ground)...(faster)Allah, Allah, Allah, Allah...(just when he was about to hit the ground)...(really fast)Allahallahallahallahallah....SPLAT!!!! He died!!! The Christian guy and the Buddist drew straws next. The christian guy was relieved to see that the buddist guy drew the longer straw and said to himself, "Whew! As soon as this guy fails, i am out of here!" The buddist guy jumped off the roof and prayed to his god...Buddah...Buddah...Buddah.......buddah....buddah...buddah....buddah..buddah..buddah..bud(just (just when he's close to hitting the ground)....(faster) buddah, buddah, buddah, buddah, buddah, buddah, buddah (just when he was about to hit the ground)....(faster) buddah, buddah, buddah, BUDDAH!. and then all of a sudden, a magical hand came out from no where and flew right under the buddist to break his fall. The christian guy freaked and knew that it was his turn to jump (the buddist guys looks and points to him telling him to jump). The christian guy jumps off and began to pray to his god..."Jesus...Jesus...Jesus...Jesus...Jesus...Jesus...(just when he's close to the ground).(faster) Oh! god! ..Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus..Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, (just when he about to hit the ground)...
"Buddah, Buddah, Buddah, Buddah"..............

Joeks Coming Soon!!!
Classic Joeks
-"UgaBooga"
-The 3 Guys Who Died and Went to Heaven--long version (1)
-The 3 Guys Who Died and Given a Second Chance
-The Guy and the Frog
Dirty Joeks (Rated R and X)
-Story of Blue Berry Hill
Clean Joeks
Kid Joeks
Guam Joeks
-NASA Convention
Blonde Joeks
-The Two Blondes and the Track
-The Blonde in the Corn Field
-Quite Possibly the Greatest Blonde Joke out there!!
Pollock Joeks
Lawyer Joeks
Pick-Up Lines
Bumper Stickers
Religious Joeks
Filipino Joeks
And More....