(seen written on a box)
VERY FRAGILEE!!
EASY TO Broken!!!
BRAKE
ETL - English as the Third Language
EFL - English as the fourth (#$%^&) Lang.
ETS - Educational Talent Search
(a federal-funded program we all had affiliations with- either as a slave worker or paid staff)
--title earned by reaching "Dork-hood" and ultimate boredom
History:
Derived from the english word, "dog," which then evolved into the ebonic's word, "Dawg," and then finally evolving into a more original and non-racial (or prejudice) title, "Dawhg" (with the letter "H" pronounced). Tony would usually imitate an ebonic greeting to us by saying "what's up dawhgs?" and then later in the future...Lawrence would strangely begin adding an "H" sound to most of his vocabulary...and then eventually adding the "H" sound to the word dawg...so say it loudly and proudly...D..a..w...H(hhhhh)...g!!!
--primarily used by Lawrence....(think of sirens...said with a high pitched voice)
"Airiariariariairaiiriaiiri...ariiariaria...."
--primarily used by Joe...(it almost sounds like a cat whining if you say it fast enough)...
History:
These war-cries originated from the appreciation of nature's beauty...ok...ok...ok....
eye-appealing and captivating female individuals (hey c'mon now...we are guys afterall) who would catch our attention.
and while Avoiding utter humiliation of reject and/or profound idioticy....the only way of expressing such appreciation of beauty...is through these war cries...(and do we mean "cries." :(
Now these cries are used in almost our daily language...with the power to confuse any one who hears them...
--started by Celia...now widely used by the Dawhgs...
--can be said with both high pitched or low pitched voices...
--the lower the pitch with greater sarcasm...the dumber it sounds...thus expressing the reaction one would have on a super obvious and dumb question or remark...
----Used primarily by Joe and Arnold
history:
FOB's (amongst the dawhgs) is a stereo-typical ID for filipino's with broken english...but of course a majority of the dawhgs have filipino ethnicity as well. Think of it this way...Remember the commercial of "I Can't Believe its not butter?" with that STUD Fabio.
Well...in our terms..."I can't believe its not butter...cuz i'm FOB-yo!
---widely used by all of the DAWHGS
--can be said with a high pitched voice
Translation:
"Hey DUDE!!!"
--this is also a new catch used by a majority of us
History:
Accompanying the word "respectively," the newspaper ad also included about 4 misplaced semi-colons in the paragraph...making the entire ad look illogical (if that's even a word) and stoopid....
and thus in honor of that moment we notify our listeners by saying "semi-colon" after we are done stating a sentence.
--A rising catch word...used by a majority of us
History:
ITs history of use was due to the fact that a news paper ad...in PDN (pacific daily news)...stated the word "respectively" 3 times in on paragraph...thus confusing the daily reader...now we honor that confusing moment by including it in our daily language
History:
A literal form from Lawrence...of sayng "shooots" or "see ya later."
(coming soon!)
Aiii MAN!!!(said with super high pitched voice)
Sup..nigs... stay black
Shoohoots....
ite...
"sweet 'aht"