Vocabulary/phrase                                    Meaning (original)

"going down was easy, but going    
up was a killing!"    ----------------------->(think of hills)Going down was easy, but going up was hard!

"...i don't...give a...care!!!"   ------------->I dont give a sh@t!!!  (he was trying to prevent cursing words) 

"...damn.  I'm so smart.  And it   --------->......(this sentence could have worked if he pointed at his mouth)...?!
came right of my mouth...(pointing at
his head)!!!                                              

"As a matter of fact...I does!"  ------------>As a matter of fact i did!

"Yeah!  Haven't you heard the phrase,'
Don't judge a thing by its outside'."  -------->(he actually meant to say) Don't judge a book by its cover.

"Dudes...kids nowadays are carrying around
chicken knives....."------------------------------> Dudes...kids nowadays are carrying around kitchen knives.

"Hey Pan!  Where did ya buy that? 
Pan:  I bought it from on Guam."   ------------>I bought it from Guam.  +    I bought it on Guam.

"So what are you guys gonna do today?"
Pan:  "same thing we do all everyday." -------->  The same thing we do everyday....

"...yeah!  Fill it all the way up half way."-------> Yeah!  Fill it half way.

"Walk up and take a coach shower!" ------------->Wake up and take a cold shower!
Pantonese
Welcome!!! For those new to Pantonese, let me explain...Pantonese is an intricate language created by a bunch of guys with no lives...it is a collection of tongue twists from people who just said something that anyone could understand, but just felt that it sounded a bit strange and abnormal...the following are a collection of these....enjoy!!!
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