| THIS IS A NOTE FROM JASON: yeah, well, this guy who calls himself "mr secret" emailed me sometime last week. he found my website and said that he is looking for someone with a website to host as a "front" for the things he has to say. see, mr secret is one of those anti-government who smells conspiracy everywhere and he tried to host his own website several times but, according to mr secret, the government shuts them down. so now he is using my site to hide his page so the government doesnt shut him down. and he also asked me to explain a few things so you wont be confused. according to mr secret, he doest capitalize words or use typical punctuation marks because the government can easily read anything that is capitalized and full of punctuation, so as a result he doesnt used periods, but so you know where a sentence is ended hes agreed to use commas because theyre not that common. and he doesnt follow the 'government calendar', he uses his own 'freedom fighter calender' where there are about 200 months, 100 days, and so far we are in the year 90,856, so he wont use typical dates on things. he hopes you'll figure it all out on your own. well thats about all i have to say, everything belone the divider is all mr secret. take it away. |
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| thank you jason, he forgot to mention that im going to be using a white font on a black background so my pages arent so easy to print in case anyone in the government wants to print them and use them against me in court, i want to thank you for letting me use your website, the government will never suspect a 'humor' website as a front for the truth, which is what i speak and the only language i speak, sure they try to teach you 'spanish' or 'german' in school, but those are just made up words the government came up with to confuse you and to mark you as a zombie slave so you can speak this hidden and mystical language that they taught you, well i am here to fight that!!, oh i used exclamation marks, the goverment doesnt notice those either! so anyway, this is my page where every week, when it is safe to do so, i will write about a new and clever trick the government came up with to get us to become mindless zombies! speaking of zombie, the only piece of music which doesnt contain hidden messages from the government that i listen to is the cranberries 'zombie', the cranberries know the truth and they speak it in that song, i recommend that anytime you read my page, you listen to that song, at full volume! the government cannot penetrate your mind while that song is playing, which is why i have it playing non-stop, 900,000 hours/20 days a week, so now that i think i got that taken care of enjoy the page in which i call, 'WATCH OUT!!!!" i do use capital letters but only when i need to stress a word or two and i am stressing the words, 'WATCH OUT!!!" so you can 'WATCH OUT!!" |
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| 'WATCH OUT!!!!' NEWSLETTERS!!!!! -'the real reason for this so-called 'mail'' -'ashton kutcher' -'shampoo' -'goodbye/kit kats' |
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